My anatomy class is currently covering the skeletal system and my professor is being unreasonable with the amount of material we need to know so I made an office hour appointment to speak with him.
You can bet your ass I have a bone to pick with him.
Started a job at an accounting apprenticeship office... took me an unreasonably long time to get the pun in their slogan
I'm unreasonably proud of this interaction
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You know, the worst thing about porn is that...
... it creates completely unreasonable expectations about how quickly I can get a plumber or pool guy at my house
My dad said he'd disown me if I didn't know a twelve letter synonym for "obstructive".
That's unreasonable.
My friend's son was talking about how it was bullshit that you took fall damage in games.
I agreed with him that it was totally unreasonable. It should be spring damage.
Confused Mom and a belly laugh from Dad
We were eating dinner. Mom was complaining about her Wendy's broccoli & cheese baked potato. She quietly said "gee whiz...", so I give it a second and respond "no. CHEESE whiz."
After a few more seconds my mom mutters "whaaat?" while my Dad's face is contracting.
Unreasonably high levels of pride followed.
