27 Hilarious Irrational Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

Irrational fear

I'm terrified of elevators and I'm taking steps to avoid them

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👤︎ u/EnderJrack

📅︎ Oct 15 2020

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I have an irrational fear of being in a small room, packed with Germans.

I told my doctor and he said I have Klaustrophobia.

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👤︎ u/ClassicUncleJessie

📅︎ Aug 15 2020

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I have an irrational fear of overly engineered buildings

I have a complex complex complex

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👤︎ u/thesabermaniac

📅︎ Jul 14 2020

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I used to have an irrational fear of eggs. . .

...but I beat it.

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👤︎ u/KW-DadJoker

📅︎ Jun 06 2020

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I used to have an irrational fear of obstacles...

...but I finally got over it.

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👤︎ u/KW-DadJoker

📅︎ Jun 05 2020

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Stephen hawking died on the most irrational day of the year

**edit: for those saying he died on 3/13

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👤︎ u/LegendaryLordy

📅︎ Mar 14 2018

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I have an irrational fear of Blu-ray players.

I just find them disc-inserting.

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👤︎ u/slmckay73

📅︎ Oct 22 2019

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Its pretty irrational for me to put this here...

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👤︎ u/Emojimaker54

📅︎ Sep 15 2018

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Irrational

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👤︎ u/Owenps1234

📅︎ Aug 09 2019

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Are you a surd cos you're irrational

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👤︎ u/jusmune_

📅︎ May 26 2019

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I have an irrational fear of empty spaces

Nothing scares me

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👤︎ u/PopeliusJones

📅︎ Jan 10 2019

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What do you call an irrational fear of Vietnamese noodles?

A Phởbia.

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👤︎ u/Chamberlyne

📅︎ Nov 03 2018

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What do you call an irrational snake?

A πthon

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👤︎ u/simonemarkham

📅︎ Jul 29 2018

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I've always had an irrational fear of speed bumps.

But don't worry, I'm slowly getting over it.

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👤︎ u/ryannbajaj

📅︎ Apr 12 2019

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I’ve this irrational fear of crowds and I just walked into a room crammed with married people.

Thankfully there isn’t a single person in it.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto

📅︎ Aug 16 2018

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What do you call an older irrational number who goes to the same school as you?

senπ

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👤︎ u/thefizzynator

📅︎ Apr 24 2016

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Neverending irrational PI puns, count me out!

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👤︎ u/linkkoh

📅︎ Mar 14 2019

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I fear the product of the sum will be irrational

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👤︎ u/adityakr082

📅︎ Mar 21 2018

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I have a lot of irrational fears...

But the thought of being in front of a camera makes me shutter.

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👤︎ u/Vyktus

📅︎ Dec 28 2017

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Irrational Sailor imgur.com/D3lXEiN

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👤︎ u/mikiekwoods

📅︎ Dec 14 2013

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Some people have an irrational fear of bunches of grapes.

Guess they've got clusterphobia.

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👤︎ u/Gunnrhildr

📅︎ Sep 29 2017

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I made a joke about Pi day being an irrational holiday, and then my dad followed up with this joke;

It was suggested that I make a carrot cake today rather than a pie, but I only have a square pan. I just know that a square root cake would never work on Pi day.

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👤︎ u/blue_effect

📅︎ Mar 14 2015

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I have an irrational fear of corners.

I can’t see any way of getting around it.

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👤︎ u/Bigfoothobbit

📅︎ Jan 17 2017

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I've always had an irrational fear of stairs, but I'm taking steps to avoid it.

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👤︎ u/uneducated_buffoon

📅︎ Jul 24 2019

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I have an irrational fear of Blu-ray players.

I just find them disc-inserting.

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👤︎ u/slmckay73

📅︎ Oct 22 2019

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I've recently developed an irrational fear of elevators.

I am now taking steps to avoid them

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👤︎ u/FineAvarice

📅︎ Jul 04 2018

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I have an irrational love of this day

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👤︎ u/underwear11

📅︎ Mar 14 2019

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