I have an irrational fear of speed bumps
But I am slowly getting over it
My cousin has a crippling, irrational, fear of being beaten up by Mexicans.
β¦.so his doctor gave him medication for Hispanic attacks.
I have an irrational fear of attached residential dwellings.
My doctor says I have an apartment complex.
A doctor diagnosed himself with an irrational fear of birds.
The cynical nurse ended up calling him a quack.
My wife said she has an irrational fear of revolving doors.
I told her sheβll come around, eventually.
Irrational fear
I'm terrified of elevators and I'm taking steps to avoid them
I used to have an irrational fear of eggs. . .
...but I beat it.
I used to have an irrational fear of obstacles...
...but I finally got over it.
I have an irrational fear of Blu-ray players.
I just find them disc-inserting.
I have an irrational fear of empty spaces
Nothing scares me
What do you call an irrational fear of Vietnamese noodles?
A Phα»bia.
Iβve this irrational fear of crowds and I just walked into a room crammed with married people.
Thankfully there isnβt a single person in it.
I've always had an irrational fear of speed bumps.
But don't worry, I'm slowly getting over it.
I fear the product of the sum will be irrational
I have a lot of irrational fears...
But the thought of being in front of a camera makes me shutter.
Some people have an irrational fear of bunches of grapes.
Guess they've got clusterphobia.
I have an irrational fear of corners.
I canβt see any way of getting around it.
I have an irrational fear of over-designed buildings.
It's a complex complex complex.
I've recently developed an irrational fear of elevators.
I am now taking steps to avoid them
I've always had an irrational fear of stairs, but I'm taking steps to avoid it.
I have an irrational fear of Blu-ray players.
I just find them disc-inserting.
