What do you call an older irrational number who goes to the same school as you?
senΟ
Did you hear about the mathematician that was afraid of negative numbers?
He'll stop at nothing to avoid them
English puns make me feel numb
But math puns make me feel number
My girlfriend is like the square root of -100.
A solid 10, but also imaginary.
There is a fine line between a numerator and a denominator.
Only a fraction of people will find this funny.
An 8th grade student got me with this today. I'm so proud.
Student: "Why is it so bad to have a pie thrown in your face in math class?"
Me: "Why?"
Student: "Because it never ends."
Dadjokes at Disney World
In line for a ride, my elder daughter had been acting up a bit. When the cast member asked me the number in our party, I said "pi". At the curious look, I explained that she was a little irrational today.
