This is one fish E pun
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Whatโs long, strong, bendable and has the letters p, i, n, s, e?
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G โ A โ B โ C โ D โ E โ G โ F#
Damn!
I just majorly fucked up.
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︎ Apr 22 2021
What's the letter E's nickname?
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︎ May 07 2021
What body part do you spell using the letters P, E, N, I, and S?
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︎ Mar 19 2021
Putting "I" before "E" is weird...
The whole concept is foreign to me.
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︎ Mar 27 2021
My brother sees me near our tent, putting his E-reader on a pile of sticks.
He yells: "What the hell are you doing, Some_Dumb_Dude?!"
I say: "What's with the tone? You have to use Kindle to make a fire, Right?
'Ba dum tss'
He just sighs. "I hate you."
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︎ Apr 08 2021
What's E.T short for?
Because he's got little legs.
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︎ Apr 05 2021
How can you prove that the "I" before "E" except after "C" doesn't always apply ?
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︎ Dec 20 2020
Found this little โจg e mโจ on r/technicallythetruth
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︎ Dec 24 2020
Twitter meme s t o l e n from facebook
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︎ Jan 03 2021
My A*DELL*E Laptop
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︎ Feb 17 2021
Why does the rest of the Alphabet find A,E,I,O, and U so annoying?
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︎ Mar 14 2021
What begins with a P, ends with an E and has a million letters in it
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︎ Jan 09 2021
My robot will be called Epsilon Alpha, E.A for short
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︎ Mar 07 2021
What starts with an "e" and ends with an "e" with a letter in it?
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︎ Jan 20 2021
Why is Haiti spelt without an e?
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︎ Mar 10 2021
To those worried about eating salad after the recent e coli outbreaks, I have three words for you.
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︎ Jan 27 2021
A&E canceled Hoarders today
Surely they have a few episodes stashed away.
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︎ Feb 14 2021
Using only the letters L H U T S E, how do you tell an investigator to hurry up?
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︎ Jan 28 2021
I got an e-mail saying, "At Google Earth we can read maps backwards!" and I thought to myself...
โThatโs just spam.โ
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︎ May 31 2020
A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K,M,N,O,P,Q,R,S,T,U,V,W,X,Y,Z
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︎ Dec 25 2020
Happy Ho.idays to friends and .oved ones c.ose and far. B.essings to you and yours this Yu.e season.
(This is my No-L greeting.)
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︎ Dec 10 2020
What is long, rigid, flexible and has the letters p,e,n,I,s?
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︎ Jan 10 2021
A, B, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, & Z are all racists.. How do I know?
Because they're all not 'C's.
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︎ Dec 11 2019
My wife said the โEโ was missing from my sons alphabet set.
I replied, โNo way that is in the top 5 most voweluable letters!โ
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︎ Dec 06 2020
E=MC Punstein
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︎ Nov 01 2020
Why was E the only letter in the alphabet to get a Christmas present?
Because the rest of the letters were not-E.
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︎ Dec 24 2019
I was reciting A, C, and E music notes in a bar. They kicked me out ...
They said no Minor allowed here . ..
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︎ Dec 25 2020
2018: ยซ Yo, dude, get woke. ยป 2019: ยซ C'me on, get woke, it's 2019 ! ยป 2020: ยซ... Hi. Well you could get e-woke I guess. ยป
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︎ Nov 18 2020
A T H E I S M
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︎ Oct 03 2020
My imterviewer asked me why I put A, C, D, E, I, M, N, O, R, and T on my application.
I told him they were the letters of recommendation.
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︎ Jul 10 2020
What did E.T.'s father say to him when he got home?
Where on Earth have you been?
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︎ Nov 18 2020
I gave up explaining to my Zen master how E-mails work.
He can't just comprehend what attachments are!
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︎ Nov 09 2020
What's E.T short for?
Because he's got little legs.
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︎ Mar 17 2021
What is E.T. short for?
Cause he has little legs!
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︎ Apr 29 2020
Iโm really worried about eating salads after this E. Coli outbreak.
But lettuce romaine calm !!
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︎ Jan 02 2021
What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it?
DAD: What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it?
SON: Envelope.
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︎ Jan 25 2020
Whatโs E.T short for?
Because heโs only got little legs
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︎ Dec 25 2020
What starts with an E
Ends with an E and only has one letter in it?
>!Envelope!<
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︎ Jul 05 2020
Whatโs E.T short for?
Heโs only got little legs. ๐ฝ
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︎ Dec 17 2020
A little Christmas song. A B C D E F G H I J K M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
NO L, NO L, NO L, NO L, NO L, NO L...
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What's E.T. short for?
Cause he's got little legs.
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