Middle-East Pun Train Derailed
The nation of Iran lies between the ancient lands of Babylon to the west and the mountains of Afghanistan to the east...
In other words, it’s between Iraq and a hard place.
Have you heard about the new band located in the north east of england?
They're called Durham Durham
I was supposed to park on the east side of the lot...
...but I occidentally parked on the west
Iraq at making Middle East related puns. No, I'm Syria-s!
Scientists have discovered a new dinosaur species that inhabited East Asia.
Walking through East London, I asked my friend: “Why is there a bull in that charity shop?”
He replied, “That’s an Ox, fam”
I did have some jokes about the Middle East in mind...
Who owns the most cows in the Middle East?
What do you call a spider from the Middle East?
What's it called when a person from the Middle East takes a really bad tumble?
I meant to go east
But I went west on occident
Just finished playing billiards with my buddy in the Middle East when I decided to play a prank on him.
“Iraq”, I said. Then Iran.
"What was that country in East Africa called again?"
U ganda, looking for an answer.
I had a friend who started crying and said he somehow once saw the sun rising in the west instead of the east.
He thought it was upsetting.
I was reading a history book, and apparently in the middle east there were hundreds of years where nocturnal predator birds used to fly around and ejaculate all over the place. The Arabic people would keep each other up to date on the latest attacks; and so marked the beginning of...
Why are Americans always getting in trouble in the Middle East?
Many people would say that there was no great empires in the middle East before 500 ad but this is incorrect
In fact the Abbasid is true
I was watching a women’s boxing match from the Middle East, but was a little disappointed.
All they were throwing were high jabs.
How did the man escape the Middle East?
What's a cat's favorite place to visit while in the middle East?
My father went shopping in the Middle East
I had to remind him:
“Don’t forget your Baghdad”
A friend of mine's car broke down in a very difficult area in the Middle East.
He's stuck between Iraq and a hard place.
i was piloting a drone and had it going east. so i turned it 90°...
it all went south from there!
To the west is Baghdad and to the east are the Zagros Mountains
Looks like I'm stuck between Iraq and a hard place
Once again the marathon winner hails from east Africa.
Kenya believe their dominance
Ommmmm....I predict in the Middle East, there'll be one country and The Persian Gulf
Meeting famous YouTube stars at PAX East calls for all the puns...
Dad:Hey kids! We are going on vacation to East York, PA. Again This year!
Kids: aww again?
Dad: yeah, I always like taking a trip down memory lane.
How do you call air from the middle east?
Did I tell you about my trip to the middle east?
I saw a giant Turkey so Iran away strait into a sign post and Iraqed myself. I swear this story Israel
What did the east side of the globe say to the rude north side
Hey, watch your latitude!
There should be a music festival in the Middle East called Lollafallujah
Where do you hang up clothes in the Middle East?
What do you call it when you buy something on line from the Middle East and get ripped off?
My brother killed a man in the middle east
He was charged with hummuside.
Dad, can I go to East Africa?
What do you call it when someone of South East Asian heritage needs to run for the bus?
I asked me dad if we could go to the Middle East.
What kind of candy do they have in the Middle East?
Idea for a TV show: a show about a bunch of lower class South East English people trying to do the right thing
I call it The Only Way is Ethics
A wizard stopped the wars in the Middle East.
How did I escape the Middle East?