Middle-East Pun Train Derailed
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οΈ Feb 05 2014
I was supposed to park on the east side of the lot...
...but I occidentally parked on the west
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οΈ Oct 25 2020
Scientists have discovered a new dinosaur species that inhabited East Asia.
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οΈ Nov 24 2020
Iraq at making Middle East related puns. No, I'm Syria-s!
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οΈ Sep 19 2020
Walking through East London, I asked my friend: βWhy is there a bull in that charity shop?β
He replied, βThatβs an Ox, famβ
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οΈ Sep 27 2020
I did have some jokes about the Middle East in mind...
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οΈ Aug 14 2020
Who owns the most cows in the Middle East?
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οΈ Sep 07 2020
What do you call a spider from the Middle East?
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οΈ Jul 14 2020
What's it called when a person from the Middle East takes a really bad tumble?
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οΈ Aug 22 2020
I meant to go east
But I went west on occident
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οΈ Aug 26 2020
Just finished playing billiards with my buddy in the Middle East when I decided to play a prank on him.
βIraqβ, I said. Then Iran.
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οΈ Aug 06 2020
"What was that country in East Africa called again?"
U ganda, looking for an answer.
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οΈ Jul 29 2020
I had a friend who started crying and said he somehow once saw the sun rising in the west instead of the east.
He thought it was upsetting.
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οΈ Jul 01 2020
I was reading a history book, and apparently in the middle east there were hundreds of years where nocturnal predator birds used to fly around and ejaculate all over the place. The Arabic people would keep each other up to date on the latest attacks; and so marked the beginning of...
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οΈ Apr 22 2020
Why are Americans always getting in trouble in the Middle East?
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οΈ Mar 18 2020
I was watching a womenβs boxing match from the Middle East, but was a little disappointed.
All they were throwing were high jabs.
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οΈ May 15 2020
Many people would say that there was no great empires in the middle East before 500 ad but this is incorrect
In fact the Abbasid is true
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οΈ Mar 31 2020
How did the man escape the Middle East?
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οΈ Dec 20 2019
What's a cat's favorite place to visit while in the middle East?
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οΈ Mar 17 2020
My father went shopping in the Middle East
I had to remind him:
βDonβt forget your Baghdadβ
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οΈ Feb 26 2020
i was piloting a drone and had it going east. so i turned it 90Β°...
it all went south from there!
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οΈ Mar 07 2020
To the west is Baghdad and to the east are the Zagros Mountains
Looks like I'm stuck between Iraq and a hard place
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οΈ Feb 27 2020
A friend of mine's car broke down in a very difficult area in the Middle East.
He's stuck between Iraq and a hard place.
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οΈ Dec 14 2019
Ommmmm....I predict in the Middle East, there'll be one country and The Persian Gulf
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οΈ Feb 12 2020
Once again the marathon winner hails from east Africa.
Kenya believe their dominance
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οΈ Jan 17 2020
Dad:Hey kids! We are going on vacation to East York, PA. Again This year!
Kids: aww again?
Dad: yeah, I always like taking a trip down memory lane.
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οΈ Jan 15 2020
How do you call air from the middle east?
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οΈ Sep 17 2019
Meeting famous YouTube stars at PAX East calls for all the puns...
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οΈ Mar 12 2017
What did the east side of the globe say to the rude north side
Hey, watch your latitude!
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οΈ Sep 10 2019
There should be a music festival in the Middle East called Lollafallujah
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οΈ Sep 26 2019
Where do you hang up clothes in the Middle East?
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οΈ Jul 25 2019
What do you call it when you buy something on line from the Middle East and get ripped off?
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οΈ Jul 10 2019
My brother killed a man in the middle east
He was charged with hummuside.
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οΈ May 09 2019
What do you call it when someone of South East Asian heritage needs to run for the bus?
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οΈ Jun 11 2019
Dad, can I go to East Africa?
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οΈ Apr 16 2018
I asked me dad if we could go to the Middle East.
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οΈ Dec 29 2018
What kind of candy do they have in the Middle East?
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οΈ Nov 29 2018
Idea for a TV show: a show about a bunch of lower class South East English people trying to do the right thing
I call it The Only Way is Ethics
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οΈ Apr 24 2019
A wizard stopped the wars in the Middle East.
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οΈ Jan 18 2019
I recently ate at an east African restaurant. On their menu, one of the items was a mini tamale...
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οΈ Jun 21 2018
What do they call a purportedly true, typically sensational, incident or phenomenon about which various secondhand accounts or anecdotes widely circulate in the Middle East?
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οΈ Jan 20 2019
How did I escape the Middle East?
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οΈ Sep 26 2019
What do people in the Middle East say after their prayers?
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οΈ Jan 18 2019
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