Middle-East Pun Train Derailed
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πŸ‘€︎ u/musicandpancakes
πŸ“…︎ Feb 05 2014
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I was supposed to park on the east side of the lot...

...but I occidentally parked on the west

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BiochemBeer
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2020
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Scientists have discovered a new dinosaur species that inhabited East Asia.

Taiwanasaurus Rex

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SayLittleDoMuch
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2020
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Iraq at making Middle East related puns. No, I'm Syria-s!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/X9Falcon9X
πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2020
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Walking through East London, I asked my friend: β€œWhy is there a bull in that charity shop?”

He replied, β€œThat’s an Ox, fam”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/eormada
πŸ“…︎ Sep 27 2020
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I did have some jokes about the Middle East in mind...

But Iran out of them

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πŸ‘€︎ u/batmanfan90
πŸ“…︎ Aug 14 2020
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Who owns the most cows in the Middle East?

The Milk-Sheikh!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bieberauflauf
πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2020
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What do you call a spider from the Middle East?

An Iraq-nid.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HiddenPictures
πŸ“…︎ Jul 14 2020
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What's it called when a person from the Middle East takes a really bad tumble?

Falafel.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Aladek
πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2020
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I meant to go east

But I went west on occident

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WalterNewton
πŸ“…︎ Aug 26 2020
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Just finished playing billiards with my buddy in the Middle East when I decided to play a prank on him.

β€œIraq”, I said. Then Iran.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bigdickkief
πŸ“…︎ Aug 06 2020
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"What was that country in East Africa called again?"

U ganda, looking for an answer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheDoge55545
πŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2020
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I had a friend who started crying and said he somehow once saw the sun rising in the west instead of the east.

He thought it was upsetting.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MCMajorGeo
πŸ“…︎ Jul 01 2020
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I was reading a history book, and apparently in the middle east there were hundreds of years where nocturnal predator birds used to fly around and ejaculate all over the place. The Arabic people would keep each other up to date on the latest attacks; and so marked the beginning of...

The Owl Jizz Era News.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nutsacktetherball
πŸ“…︎ Apr 22 2020
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Why are Americans always getting in trouble in the Middle East?

They like the turmoil

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dubaidadjokes
πŸ“…︎ Mar 18 2020
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I was watching a women’s boxing match from the Middle East, but was a little disappointed.

All they were throwing were high jabs.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ May 15 2020
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Many people would say that there was no great empires in the middle East before 500 ad but this is incorrect

In fact the Abbasid is true

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nimhtom
πŸ“…︎ Mar 31 2020
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How did the man escape the Middle East?

Iran

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Aviic115
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2019
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What's a cat's favorite place to visit while in the middle East?

The Purrsian Gulf

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thebobstu
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2020
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My father went shopping in the Middle East

I had to remind him: β€œDon’t forget your Baghdad”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Strange_An0maly
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2020
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i was piloting a drone and had it going east. so i turned it 90Β°...

it all went south from there!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/danielpatters22
πŸ“…︎ Mar 07 2020
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To the west is Baghdad and to the east are the Zagros Mountains

Looks like I'm stuck between Iraq and a hard place

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gssn-nospace
πŸ“…︎ Feb 27 2020
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A friend of mine's car broke down in a very difficult area in the Middle East.

He's stuck between Iraq and a hard place.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DavideoandPhoto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2019
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Ommmmm....I predict in the Middle East, there'll be one country and The Persian Gulf

Just Kuwait and sea

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2020
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Once again the marathon winner hails from east Africa.

Kenya believe their dominance

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kamo3332
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2020
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Dad:Hey kids! We are going on vacation to East York, PA. Again This year!

Kids: aww again?

Dad: yeah, I always like taking a trip down memory lane.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anthonybrose
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2020
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How do you call air from the middle east?

Airabic

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cander652
πŸ“…︎ Sep 17 2019
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Meeting famous YouTube stars at PAX East calls for all the puns...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/renduh
πŸ“…︎ Mar 12 2017
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What did the east side of the globe say to the rude north side

Hey, watch your latitude!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AHotPocket3141
πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2019
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There should be a music festival in the Middle East called Lollafallujah
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ipariah
πŸ“…︎ Sep 26 2019
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Where do you hang up clothes in the Middle East?

On Iraq.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/stressnuggets
πŸ“…︎ Jul 25 2019
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What do you call it when you buy something on line from the Middle East and get ripped off?

E-gypt

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zeeman757
πŸ“…︎ Jul 10 2019
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My brother killed a man in the middle east

He was charged with hummuside.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheBourgeoisGecko
πŸ“…︎ May 09 2019
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What do you call it when someone of South East Asian heritage needs to run for the bus?

A bangladash

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πŸ‘€︎ u/treefellow64
πŸ“…︎ Jun 11 2019
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Dad, can I go to East Africa?

I dunno, Kenya?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/azureal
πŸ“…︎ Apr 16 2018
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I asked me dad if we could go to the Middle East.

He said β€œYemen”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fluffyglof
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2018
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What kind of candy do they have in the Middle East?

Chewish ones.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ZukTheCuk
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2018
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Idea for a TV show: a show about a bunch of lower class South East English people trying to do the right thing

I call it The Only Way is Ethics

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iamverymature69
πŸ“…︎ Apr 24 2019
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A wizard stopped the wars in the Middle East.

He is a warlock.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/louisng114
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2019
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I recently ate at an east African restaurant. On their menu, one of the items was a mini tamale...

They called it a Somali.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/QuestionMarkyMark
πŸ“…︎ Jun 21 2018
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What do they call a purportedly true, typically sensational, incident or phenomenon about which various secondhand accounts or anecdotes widely circulate in the Middle East?

A turban legend

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Subduralempyema
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2019
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How did I escape the Middle East?

Iran.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/the_heatmaker
πŸ“…︎ Sep 26 2019
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What do people in the Middle East say after their prayers?

Yemen

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Suk_A_Nutt
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2019
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