But it turned out it was an optical Aleutian.
They don’t want to be beaten and dragged out of the plane.
The prefer CA,NV,AZ
It's the perfect jumping off point.
It was the asphalt".
I said, don't be so scilly.
A girl is on an airplane with her mom and asks her, "If big dogs have baby dogs, and big cats have baby cats, then why don't big planes have baby planes?"The mom smiles and tells her daughter to ask the stewardess. The stewardess comes over and the the little girl asks her the same question she asked her mother.The stewardess asks the girl if her mom told her to ask her and the little girl replied "Yes." Then the stewardess says "Well that's because Southwest Airlines always pull out on time!"
"The Mars Bar."
This was a legit quote from Musk at South by Southwest. He followed it by saying "I love dad jokes"
6 Inch Veggie Patty on Italian Herb and Cheese with lettuce, olives, sweetcorn, guerkins, jalepenos, and Southwest Sauce.
So we're flying SouthWest airlines, which means that everyone has a boarding group A to D and a boarding number 1 to 60 to determine when everyone gets to board. As soon as they call boarding group A, my dad walks right up to the ticket checker with a big smile on his face and says, "Excuse me, but I believe I'm supposed to board before everyone else. She is confused for a moment and then he proudly holds up his ticket which has "B4" on it. Everyone kind of chuckled and I quickly buried my face in my hands.
Me, checking the mail: Great, another credit card ad from Southwest.
Roommate: You should get a Southwest card, you'd be surprised how far those miles go.
Me: Yeah, 5,280 feet.
Dad: "You should fly Southwest next time- it's open seating." Me: "They let you pick your seat?" Dad: "Yeah, but they don't give you hand wipes for after..."
