A list of puns related to "Sw"
I figure, what do I have Toulouse.
Proudly I bring you my Dadβs first joke book! Heβs a dad and he compiled all of these hilarious jokes about coffee(possibly the best drink known to man)!
Hereβs a few from the book;
-Coffee doesnβt ask me stupid questions... be more like coffee
-Donβt try to please everyone... remember you are NOT Coffee
-My morning coffee gives me the strength to make it to my mid-morning coffee
Sorry if posts like this aren't allowed here (feel free to delete this if not, mods), but I need a ton of Star Wars dad jokes. We're having a SW party at my workplace in about a week and a half and I want some to go around and tell people to get laughs and groans :)
Wait until they bring the credit card machine thing over.
Keep card in wallet.
Put machine to ear.
"Hello? Hello?? It's for you..."
Hand 'phone' to waiter.
Watch everyone groan/reach into pockets for extra tip money.
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