I have decided to go to a city in SW France to study history and art.

I figure, what do I have Toulouse.

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 25 2020
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A Coffee joke book written by my actual Dad!

Proudly I bring you my Dad’s first joke book! He’s a dad and he compiled all of these hilarious jokes about coffee(possibly the best drink known to man)!

Here’s a few from the book;

-Coffee doesn’t ask me stupid questions... be more like coffee

-Don’t try to please everyone... remember you are NOT Coffee

-My morning coffee gives me the strength to make it to my mid-morning coffee

The Coffee Joke Book

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 07 2018
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I need as many Star Wars dad jokes as you can find or come up with

Sorry if posts like this aren't allowed here (feel free to delete this if not, mods), but I need a ton of Star Wars dad jokes. We're having a SW party at my workplace in about a week and a half and I want some to go around and tell people to get laughs and groans :)

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2015
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When paying a restaurant bill using credit card...
  • Wait until they bring the credit card machine thing over.

  • Keep card in wallet.

  • Put machine to ear.

  • "Hello? Hello?? It's for you..."

  • Hand 'phone' to waiter.

  • Watch everyone groan/reach into pockets for extra tip money.

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2014
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