Southwestern Puns

A list of puns related to "Southwestern"

My girlfriend told me that she was worried she was turning into a costal area at the southwestern tip of the Gower Peninsula in south Wales. I said to her...

Don't be Rhossili Bae

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/AlRedux
๐Ÿ“…︎ Sep 16 2020
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My friend tried to ride his horse from Maine to the Southwestern United States for a type of bean but was hit by an older Ford...

It was a pinto.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/thomasbrakeline
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jun 09 2020
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My Husband Got Me Friday Night...

He's Canadian and I'm from the Southwestern states (Arizona) and he had never had a corn tortilla street taco, so I made pork carnitas on Friday night. He loved them and then he said to me, "That was a maize balls!" Took me a minute to get it but then I rolled my eyes at him.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Iced_TeaFTW
๐Ÿ“…︎ May 03 2015
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