An alternative facts machine.
Cuz they do be spitting fax all the time
A fax simile.
My MiL received this unsolicited fax at her office. My wife suggested she should fax something clever back. She delivered.
I said, “No. Get your fax straight.”
does anyone else find that "faxinating"
Clutch failure.
A fax machine
Because he didn’t know the fax!
Then I realised the paper was jammin
A Deus Fax Machina, if you will.
You can call me an anti-faxer.
They need to get their fax straight.
They don’t care about fax anymore
Those were just fax!
I think she has a fax to grind
Dad: No, you better get your fax straight.
They prefer alternative fax.
... but then I found out they were just alternative fax.
The alternative fax.
When I was about 5/6 I was filling out one of those "FunFax" books (Image for reference).
I started filling out the page about me and I got to the section on allergies. Unaware that I had any, I asked my dad "Do I have any allergies?"
My Dad replied "Yeah, soap"
Obviously at the age of 5/6 I didn't realise he was joking, we found the book a few years later to find I actually wrote "Soap" down.
Alternative Fax
