Spittin Fax
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Thumbs0fDestiny
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2021
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What kind of fax machine did the Trump Administration use?

An alternative facts machine.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hobbitinterrupted
πŸ“…︎ Mar 19 2021
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Why is should you always trust fax machines?

Cuz they do be spitting fax all the time

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nitefury07
πŸ“…︎ Jun 22 2020
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What is another word for a copy of a fax?

A fax simile.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dyspaereunia
πŸ“…︎ Jun 01 2020
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Fax
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πŸ‘€︎ u/k0tick_psyKe
πŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2019
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Love him or hate him he spittin straight fax
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πŸ‘€︎ u/KowaMemes
πŸ“…︎ Aug 05 2019
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My Mother-in-Law responded to an unsolicited fax with an amazing dad joke.

My MiL received this unsolicited fax at her office. My wife suggested she should fax something clever back. She delivered.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/plutoniumhead
πŸ“…︎ Jul 22 2015
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How much does a fax machine weigh?

One telegram

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Erikjb12
πŸ“…︎ Jun 23 2019
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What does the fax say?! youtube.com/watch?v=BO_7l…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mograph_Artist
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2017
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πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2015
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My son said, β€œDad, when you were young, was the landline the only way you could communicate with each other?”

I said, β€œNo. Get your fax straight.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jun 21 2020
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I can't believe people still send faxes

does anyone else find that "faxinating"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/skatrumpet07
πŸ“…︎ May 10 2015
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You know what really grinds my gears?

Clutch failure.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lordgeorge16
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2020
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How do you call a robot that only tells you the truth?

A fax machine

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chillyproductions
πŸ“…︎ Feb 14 2021
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Why didn’t the printer print the fake news?

Because he didn’t know the fax!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Matt4307
πŸ“…︎ Oct 11 2020
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I was wondering why there was music coming from printer....

Then I realised the paper was jammin

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πŸ‘€︎ u/B-man44
πŸ“…︎ Oct 01 2019
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I’m thinking of ending my book with God sending a letter to the main character.

A Deus Fax Machina, if you will.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/daddyflextape
πŸ“…︎ Jul 06 2020
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I’m very opposed to using old forms of communication,

You can call me an anti-faxer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VaiterZen
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29 2019
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I keep sending my information to the bank but they claim it’s too crooked to read.

They need to get their fax straight.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Apr 18 2020
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The media are now only using email to transfer information

They don’t care about fax anymore

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Strange_An0maly
πŸ“…︎ Mar 30 2020
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Back in the old days you could send whatever you wanted to, to someone and they’d take you seriously, they’d believe you cause

Those were just fax!

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 05 2019
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How dose a printer shave

Fax on fax off

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ubeengnomed
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2019
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My wife just bought a paper shredder for our home office

I think she has a fax to grind

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TwoMoreDays
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29 2019
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β€œDad, I heard that the only way you guys could communicate with each other when you were young was landlines and snail mail.”

Dad: No, you better get your fax straight.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2019
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Why can't you send email to the trump administration?

They prefer alternative fax.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Insanitychick
πŸ“…︎ Feb 20 2017
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I used to believe in emails and texting ...

... but then I found out they were just alternative fax.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MeowMixSong
πŸ“…︎ May 27 2017
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What phone line does the White House send its official press releases from now?

The alternative fax.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OK_Compooper
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2017
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This happened about 15 years ago but it still makes me laugh, thanks Dad...

When I was about 5/6 I was filling out one of those "FunFax" books (Image for reference).

I started filling out the page about me and I got to the section on allergies. Unaware that I had any, I asked my dad "Do I have any allergies?"

My Dad replied "Yeah, soap"

Obviously at the age of 5/6 I didn't realise he was joking, we found the book a few years later to find I actually wrote "Soap" down.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/joebell93
πŸ“…︎ Mar 07 2014
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What does Kellyanne Conway call a telecopier that listens to Radiohead?

Alternative Fax

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 22 2017
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I only trust the fax machine
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TSOT7
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2018
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