Cuz they do be spitting fax all the time
My MiL received this unsolicited fax at her office. My wife suggested she should fax something clever back. She delivered.
Clutch failure.
I said, “No. Get your fax straight.”
does anyone else find that "faxinating"
Because he didn’t know the fax!
Then I realised the paper was jammin
A Deus Fax Machina, if you will.
They need to get their fax straight.
You can call me an anti-faxer.
They don’t care about fax anymore
Those were just fax!
I think she has a fax to grind
Dad: No, you better get your fax straight.
They prefer alternative fax.
... but then I found out they were just alternative fax.
The alternative fax.
Alternative Fax
When I was about 5/6 I was filling out one of those "FunFax" books (Image for reference).
I started filling out the page about me and I got to the section on allergies. Unaware that I had any, I asked my dad "Do I have any allergies?"
My Dad replied "Yeah, soap"
Obviously at the age of 5/6 I didn't realise he was joking, we found the book a few years later to find I actually wrote "Soap" down.
