I was wondering why music was coming from my printer...

apparently the paper was jamming.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sheepery
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My friend was bragging that his new 3D printer can print a gun.

Big deal. I have had a Canon printer for years.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
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My printer was making music so I checked it out.

The paper was jamming.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/StrokeMyAxe
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I used to have a talking laser printer!

But I got rid of it, I didn't like it's toner voice.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/breakone9r
πŸ“…︎ Apr 27
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I can hear music coming out of my printer...

I think the paper's jamming.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Mar 07
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My printer was making music so I checked it out

Turns out the paper was jamming

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yoshi_hopps
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My printer started making music, so I checked it out...

The paper was jamming.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
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I'm pretty sure my office printer is Jamaican.

It's always jammin', mahn.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kdlaz
πŸ“…︎ Feb 28
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My friend claims that he can print a gun using his 3D printer, but I’m not impressed.

I have had a Canon printer for years.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jun 04 2020
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My coworker was changing the ink cartridge on our printer...

Me: Have you been going to the gym?

Him: Yeah, actually! Why?

Me: Because you look...toner.

Him: God damn it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fuzzus628
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I was having problems with the printer at work last week and I had to ring the engineer. I told him that I kept putting paper in to the printer but the display kept saying it just can't get enough...

The engineer said "ah yes.... it's stuck in Depeche Mode"....

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bobbylake71
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09
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Why do printers hate Bob Marley?

Cuz he's Jam-makin'

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Feb 10
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I named my printer Bob Marley

Because it's always Jammin'

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πŸ‘€︎ u/icemage27
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2020
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My printer just told me it was joining a band

Makes sense since it lives to jam

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πŸ‘€︎ u/owarner40
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2020
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Why didn’t the printer print the fake news?

Because he didn’t know the fax!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Matt4307
πŸ“…︎ Oct 11 2020
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Did you hear about the Sith apprentice who finally got his printer to work?

I hear the problem was A dam driver.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OratioFidelis
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2020
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What goes in a printer?

Canon fodder :)

(a work of my own creation)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PhoenixBratKat
πŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2020
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Anyone know why music keeps coming from my printer?

O nevermind. The paper just keeps jamming

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Da_Brootalz
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2020
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I didn't expect to see that convention of skilled printers in Madrid…

It was a Spanish ink-wiz-isition.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DENelson83
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2020
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My daughter, Eliza, kept asking me to use my 3D printer to make monogrammed chairs for her dolls. Last Sunday I printed over 100 of them. She was so happy. She started putting them on everything for decoration.

We had a Sunday, everything with a chair E on top.

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2020
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"Why is there music coming out of your printer ?"

"That be the paper jammin' again"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Aug 16 2020
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My son said "Look! I'm a 3D printer!"

I told him to shut the toilet door when he poops.

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What does Pixar use in their printers?

Monsters Ink

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pholidotes
πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2020
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My friend just told me that he can print a gun using his 3D printer, but I’m not impressed.

I’ve had a Canon printer for years.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ May 11 2019
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What is the difference between a step stool and a 3D printer?

The former is a ladder, while the latter is a former.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2018
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What is a printer's favorite type of jelly?

Jelly's fine, but paper jam is the best!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Jun 03 2020
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I was wondering why there was music coming from printer....

Then I realised the paper was jammin

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πŸ‘€︎ u/B-man44
πŸ“…︎ Oct 01 2019
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My printer just told me it was joining a band

Which makes sense.

It loves to jam.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/whippet195
πŸ“…︎ Apr 22 2020
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What do you get from putting a diamond in a printer?

A carbon copy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Waterburst789
πŸ“…︎ Jun 02 2020
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I heard that you can now print a gun off a 3D printer, but I am not impressed.

I’ve had a Canon printer for years.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Sep 01 2018
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There is a certain brand of printer I don't throw away

I am my Brothers keeper.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/H-DaneelOlivaw
πŸ“…︎ May 22 2020
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What’s the difference between a step stool and a 3D printer

The former is a latter and the latter is a former

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πŸ‘€︎ u/scooterT12
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2020
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I can hear music coming out of my printer.

I think the papers jammin’ again!

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My printer for the last 10 years finally died on me yesterday.

It was like a Brother to me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Oct 02 2019
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My dad recently got a 3d printer and made a stool sample for his doctor imgur.com/3jAlX9q
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πŸ‘€︎ u/DeadSpawner
πŸ“…︎ Jun 30 2019
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What do you call a printer that is of royalty?

A princess.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kyetd123
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2019
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After 10 years of faithful service, my Japanese printer finally died on me yesterday.

It was like a Brother to me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2019
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3d printers can print guns now

Not impressed. Had a canon printer for years.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lbucas
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2018
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3D printers can print guns now...

I'm not impressed... I had a Canon printer years ago

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πŸ‘€︎ u/B-man44
πŸ“…︎ Sep 20 2019
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Getting a printer

For our anniversary my wife requested a printer/scanner. After doing some research I tell her that Brother would be a good brand to get.

"The one I'm looking at is black. That's a little bit racists, right?" Her face doesn't change, an indication that the joke failed and just to move on.

So she asks me if the printer has cables.

"Nope! It works through the wifi so you won't have to worry about wires! You can even print stuff from your phone!"

"Oh. So doesn't that mean I can't hook a Brother up?"

I was so proud of her.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kupy
πŸ“…︎ Jun 18 2016
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How is my printer like Spotify?

I gotta pay per jam.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheAnagramancer
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2019
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A printer for thumbnails gfycat.com/GrouchyBlankAm…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/fpvolquind
πŸ“…︎ May 28 2019
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Printer or Traffic. This ink cause a jam.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/AristonD
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20 2019
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Got sent an email at work today saying the printer had broken down and so someone may have to come out to it.

I tried, and it was flattered, but it just wasn't interested in humans.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cybot2001
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2019
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I was wondering why Music was coming from my printer..

Apparently the paper was Jamming.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/niloc12
πŸ“…︎ Apr 02 2020
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I was wondering why music was coming from my printer?

Apparently the paper was jamming.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Quint_Cordewener
πŸ“…︎ Jun 16 2019
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I was wondering why music was coming from my printer...?

Apparently the paper was jamming.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RageMonster17
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2019
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