I was wondering why music was coming from my printer...
apparently the paper was jamming.
My friend was bragging that his new 3D printer can print a gun.
Big deal. I have had a Canon printer for years.
I used to have a talking laser printer!
But I got rid of it, I didn't like it's toner voice.
I can hear music coming out of my printer...
I think the paper's jamming.
I'm pretty sure my office printer is Jamaican.
It's always jammin', mahn.
My coworker was changing the ink cartridge on our printer...
Me: Have you been going to the gym?
Him: Yeah, actually! Why?
Me: Because you look...toner.
Him: God damn it.
I was having problems with the printer at work last week and I had to ring the engineer. I told him that I kept putting paper in to the printer but the display kept saying it just can't get enough...
The engineer said "ah yes.... it's stuck in Depeche Mode"....
Why do printers hate Bob Marley?
I named my printer Bob Marley
Because it's always Jammin'
My printer just told me it was joining a band
Makes sense since it lives to jam
Why didn’t the printer print the fake news?
Because he didn’t know the fax!
Did you hear about the Sith apprentice who finally got his printer to work?
I hear the problem was A dam driver.
What goes in a printer?
Canon fodder :)
(a work of my own creation)
Anyone know why music keeps coming from my printer?
O nevermind. The paper just keeps jamming
I didn't expect to see that convention of skilled printers in Madrid…
It was a Spanish ink-wiz-isition.
My daughter, Eliza, kept asking me to use my 3D printer to make monogrammed chairs for her dolls. Last Sunday I printed over 100 of them. She was so happy. She started putting them on everything for decoration.
We had a Sunday, everything with a chair E on top.
My son said "Look! I'm a 3D printer!"
I told him to shut the toilet door when he poops.
What does Pixar use in their printers?
What is the difference between a step stool and a 3D printer?
The former is a ladder, while the latter is a former.
What is a printer's favorite type of jelly?
Jelly's fine, but paper jam is the best!
What do you get from putting a diamond in a printer?
There is a certain brand of printer I don't throw away
My printer for the last 10 years finally died on me yesterday.
It was like a Brother to me.
My dad recently got a 3d printer and made a stool sample for his doctor
imgur.com/3jAlX9q
What do you call a printer that is of royalty?
Getting a printer
For our anniversary my wife requested a printer/scanner. After doing some research I tell her that Brother would be a good brand to get.
"The one I'm looking at is black. That's a little bit racists, right?"
Her face doesn't change, an indication that the joke failed and just to move on.
So she asks me if the printer has cables.
"Nope! It works through the wifi so you won't have to worry about wires! You can even print stuff from your phone!"
"Oh. So doesn't that mean I can't hook a Brother up?"
I was so proud of her.
How is my printer like Spotify?
Printer or Traffic. This ink cause a jam.
Got sent an email at work today saying the printer had broken down and so someone may have to come out to it.
I tried, and it was flattered, but it just wasn't interested in humans.
My printer was making music so I checked it out.
My printer was making music so I checked it out
Turns out the paper was jamming
My printer started making music, so I checked it out...
My friend claims that he can print a gun using his 3D printer, but I’m not impressed.
I have had a Canon printer for years.
I was wondering why Music was coming from my printer..
Apparently the paper was Jamming.
"Why is there music coming out of your printer ?"
"That be the paper jammin' again"
My friend just told me that he can print a gun using his 3D printer, but I’m not impressed.
I’ve had a Canon printer for years.
I was wondering why there was music coming from printer....
Then I realised the paper was jammin
My printer just told me it was joining a band
Which makes sense.
It loves to jam.
I heard that you can now print a gun off a 3D printer, but I am not impressed.
I’ve had a Canon printer for years.
What’s the difference between a step stool and a 3D printer
The former is a latter and the latter is a former
I can hear music coming out of my printer.
I think the papers jammin’ again!
After 10 years of faithful service, my Japanese printer finally died on me yesterday.
It was like a Brother to me.
3d printers can print guns now
Not impressed. Had a canon printer for years.
3D printers can print guns now...
I'm not impressed... I had a Canon printer years ago
I was wondering why music was coming from my printer?
Apparently the paper was jamming.
I was wondering why music was coming from my printer...?
Apparently the paper was jamming.
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