My friend claims that he can print a gun using his 3D printer, but I’m not impressed.

I have had a Canon printer for years.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
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I was wondering why Music was coming from my printer..

Apparently the paper was Jamming.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/niloc12
πŸ“…︎ Apr 02
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What is a printer's favorite type of jelly?

Jelly's fine, but paper jam is the best!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Jun 03
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What do you get from putting a diamond in a printer?

A carbon copy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Waterburst789
πŸ“…︎ Jun 02
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There is a certain brand of printer I don't throw away

I am my Brothers keeper.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/H-DaneelOlivaw
πŸ“…︎ May 22
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My printer just told me it was joining a band

Which makes sense.

It loves to jam.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/whippet195
πŸ“…︎ Apr 22
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What’s the difference between a step stool and a 3D printer

The former is a latter and the latter is a former

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πŸ‘€︎ u/scooterT12
πŸ“…︎ May 16
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I was wondering why there was music coming from printer....

Then I realised the paper was jammin

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πŸ‘€︎ u/B-man44
πŸ“…︎ Oct 01 2019
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My son said "Look! I'm a 3D printer!"

I told him to shut the toilet door when he poops.

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My friend just told me that he can print a gun using his 3D printer, but I’m not impressed.

I’ve had a Canon printer for years.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ May 11 2019
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I can hear music coming out of my printer.

I think the papers jammin’ again!

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2019
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What is the difference between a step stool and a 3D printer?

The former is a ladder, while the latter is a former.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2018
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What do you call a printer that is of royalty?

A princess.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kyetd123
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2019
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My printer for the last 10 years finally died on me yesterday.

It was like a Brother to me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Oct 02 2019
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After 10 years of faithful service, my Japanese printer finally died on me yesterday.

It was like a Brother to me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2019
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I heard that you can now print a gun off a 3D printer, but I am not impressed.

I’ve had a Canon printer for years.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Sep 01 2018
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My dad recently got a 3d printer and made a stool sample for his doctor imgur.com/3jAlX9q
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πŸ‘€︎ u/DeadSpawner
πŸ“…︎ Jun 30 2019
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How is my printer like Spotify?

I gotta pay per jam.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheAnagramancer
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2019
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3D printers can print guns now...

I'm not impressed... I had a Canon printer years ago

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πŸ‘€︎ u/B-man44
πŸ“…︎ Sep 20 2019
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Got sent an email at work today saying the printer had broken down and so someone may have to come out to it.

I tried, and it was flattered, but it just wasn't interested in humans.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cybot2001
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2019
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How dose a printer shave

Fax on fax off

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ubeengnomed
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2019
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True story: I wanted to print a dozen copies of a document, but selected 'Number of Copies: 12' on both MS Word and the printer itself, just to be sure. Turns out, it treated that as 12 times 12 copies.

I soon discovered that I had made a gross error of judgment.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheAnagramancer
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2019
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I named my printer Bob Marley

because it keeps jammin'

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BritSarcasm
πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2019
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Why do so many screen printers rush to get married?

They fear that they may dye alone.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kerlandays
πŸ“…︎ Aug 27 2019
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What did Hulk Hogan say when his sibling got him a printer for his birthday?

Hell ya, Brother!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Shark-Fister
πŸ“…︎ Aug 02 2019
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A printer for thumbnails gfycat.com/GrouchyBlankAm…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/fpvolquind
πŸ“…︎ May 28 2019
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"3D printers can print guns now!"

Not impressed I've had a canon printer for years.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GodMustafi
πŸ“…︎ Jul 02 2019
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Help, music is coming out of the printer

I think it’s jamming again

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πŸ‘€︎ u/df978
πŸ“…︎ Jun 05 2019
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Printer or Traffic. This ink cause a jam.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/AristonD
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20 2019
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What do printers put on their toast?

Paper jam.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SadderHoshi
πŸ“…︎ Jul 03 2019
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Family asked why I named my printer at home Bob Marley

Because it’s always jammin’

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ntuso
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2019
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I can hear music coming out of my printer.

I think the papers jammin' again

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πŸ‘€︎ u/keithasaurus
πŸ“…︎ Aug 05 2018
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After hearing so much about it, I finally sat down in front of a ream of printer paper

I still don’t get what’s so great about paper view.

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πŸ“…︎ May 17 2019
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I named my printer Bob Marley

It's always jammin'

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πŸ‘€︎ u/filmfarceur
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2018
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Getting a printer

For our anniversary my wife requested a printer/scanner. After doing some research I tell her that Brother would be a good brand to get.

"The one I'm looking at is black. That's a little bit racists, right?" Her face doesn't change, an indication that the joke failed and just to move on.

So she asks me if the printer has cables.

"Nope! It works through the wifi so you won't have to worry about wires! You can even print stuff from your phone!"

"Oh. So doesn't that mean I can't hook a Brother up?"

I was so proud of her.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kupy
πŸ“…︎ Jun 18 2016
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At work, we have a printer nicknamed Bob Marley

It's always jammin

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2019
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Is this considered proper usage of a 3d printer?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/locutus90
πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2018
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We just played a new beta version of Clue, and it came down to 2 people being the culprit, the lady who makes climbing devices or the transgender who is a 3D printer...

Was it the latter or the former?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Mar 02 2019
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At work we have a printer we've nicknamed Bob Marley.

It's always Jammin'.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/alphamannen
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2018
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My printer is playing music...

... it be jammin'

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πŸ‘€︎ u/harryassburger-il
πŸ“…︎ Aug 10 2018
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Scientists have created human feces with the help of a 3D printer.

Shit just got real.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sodomicity
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2019
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Dad, my computer can't find the Wifi printer anymore

Dad, my computer can't find the Wifi printer anymore..

I renamed it to Bob Marley, same password

Why Bob Marley?

Because its always jammin

God damn it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/peetlloyd
πŸ“…︎ Jun 15 2015
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At WORK we have a PRINTER we've nicknamed BOB MARLEY.

He's always JAMMIN'.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RayDosson
πŸ“…︎ Aug 09 2018
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Department Head in my office: The new printer is making funny noises.

Me (Tech Support): Did you laugh?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LimpN
πŸ“…︎ Aug 27 2018
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Why was my printer playing music?

The paper was jamming

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheCatOfWar
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2018
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At work we have a printer we've nicknamed Bob Marley

This is due to the fact that it's always jammin'

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Elroe
πŸ“…︎ Apr 24 2018
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I can hear music coming from the printer.

Looks like the paper's jamming again.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dont-hack-me-pls
πŸ“…︎ Jul 03 2018
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The new printer gave me a terrible first impression
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mortiphago
πŸ“…︎ May 04 2018
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Why was the printer playing music?

Paper kept jamming!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hungryhippocampi
πŸ“…︎ Apr 13 2018
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πŸ‘€︎ u/CRobski
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2017
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Have you heard about the new probiotic dairy product that you can make using a high-end gaming computer and 3D printer?

Geek Yogurt

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πŸ‘€︎ u/acemask
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2018
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Did you hear about the printers that learned to play musical instruments?

They started a paper jam band.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/goodluckpete
πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2017
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I keep loading paper into my printer, but it keeps telling me it "just can't get enough."

I think it's stuck in Depeche Mode.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/queen_frostine
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2017
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Walked into the office only to see my printer flying around my monitor.

It's a deskjet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/eltegs
πŸ“…︎ Jul 14 2017
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Waiting for the printer

Waiting for the printer, in the copy room, to finish my job and a couple of others. Some guy walks in and asks, "What's the queue look like?"

"Well, it's a bit like an 'O,' but with a little line at the bottom."

He more or less turned around on the spot and walked out.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jvargaszabo
πŸ“…︎ Jul 22 2016
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My son trying to connect to the printer through WiFi with his laptop

Son: Dad, my computer can't find the WiFi printer anymore...

Me: I renamed it to Bob Marley, same password

Son: Why Bob Marley?

Me: Because it's always jammin

Son: God damn it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OziPerv
πŸ“…︎ Mar 21 2015
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My printer keeps playing music - I can't stop it from jammin'

That joke courtesy of Alexa.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheLe99
πŸ“…︎ Jul 19 2017
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I heard this strange music coming from the printer today

Paper must be Jammin

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheBeerded
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2013
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Our printer stopped having brakedowns.

I guess you can say it developed a coping mechanism

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TwoMoreDays
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2016
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So my friend asked me where the colored printers in the library where

I told him its 2015, segregation is over and he can use whatever printer he wanted.

I got the groan and he walked away to ask the librarian...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JonSnuhhh
πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2015
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my coworker gave our main printer a name tag that says β€œbob marley”

she said it's because it was always jammin’.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FiveTail
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2016
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Recommended a Brother printer at work today

I said, "Brother's are good, I have one at home."

Customer replied, "yeah I have a sister at home."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/swagmanxx
πŸ“…︎ Jul 09 2014
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My printer's been low on toner for awhile now.

I walked into the living room just a few minutes ago, and saw that there was packaging for new toner on the couch. My dad's sitting there.

Me: Did you get toner?

Dad: sly smile Yeah, I've been working out.

Me: laughing groan

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πŸ‘€︎ u/silentxem
πŸ“…︎ Jun 09 2015
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My friend just told me that he can print a gun using a 3D printer, but i’m not impressed

I’ve had a Canon printer for years

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lobsman12
πŸ“…︎ May 24 2019
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I was wondering why music was coming from my printer?

Apparently the paper was jamming.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Quint_Cordewener
πŸ“…︎ Jun 16 2019
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I was wondering why music was coming from my printer...?

Apparently the paper was jamming.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RageMonster17
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2019
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3d printers can print guns now!

Not impressed. Had a canon printer for years.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Quint_Cordewener
πŸ“…︎ Jun 09 2019
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3d printers can print guns now

Not impressed. Had a canon printer for years.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lbucas
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2018
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