I was having problems with the printer at work last week and I had to ring the engineer. I told him that I kept putting paper in to the printer but the display kept saying it just can't get enough...

The engineer said "ah yes.... it's stuck in Depeche Mode"....

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bobbylake71
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09
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After hearing so much about it, I finally sat down in front of a ream of printer paper

I still don’t get what’s so great about paper view.

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πŸ“…︎ May 17 2019
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I keep loading paper into my printer, but it keeps telling me it "just can't get enough."

I think it's stuck in Depeche Mode.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/queen_frostine
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2017
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My coworker lied to me today...

He told me there was a paper jam at the printer, but when I got there I didn't hear any music.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/metalexca
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2019
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Black & White

Employee: Does the printer print in Black & White?

Dad(Boss): Only Black, the white is already on the paper

Employee: Nervous Laugh

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πŸ‘€︎ u/swole_volm
πŸ“…︎ May 30 2014
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Dadjoked by technology.

Asked Amazon's Echo speaker (I guess her name is Alexa) to tell me a bad joke.

Alexa: "there's music coming from the printer, the paper must be jamming"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JaeqPiegDeivys
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2015
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I work in IT and came up with a dad joke today.

"What kind of music does a printer make?"

"A paper jam".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xopher314
πŸ“…︎ Sep 27 2013
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