Housekeeping Puns

A list of puns related to "Housekeeping"

Just got back from an interview as a housesitter. The lady said it involved some light housekeeping.

I've answered 'I've never kept a lighthouse before, but I'm willing to try'.

She said she'll give me a call.

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👤︎ u/Demonazzzz
📅︎ Jun 04 2020
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which greek goddess is best at housekeeping?

Serene. as moon goddess she is always tide-ying up ;)

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👤︎ u/berninicaco3
📅︎ Aug 18 2019
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Why did the lawyer yell at his housekeeper?

She was filing suits.

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👤︎ u/ImClumZ
📅︎ Nov 23 2020
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I met a lady at a bar who was a housekeeper. I offered to buy her a drink. She said, "sure. I'll take a scotch..."

"Make it neat."

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
📅︎ Sep 08 2020
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What do you call an underwater Mormon housekeeper?

Mormaid

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👤︎ u/Fwafy
📅︎ Dec 18 2019
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What do you call a housekeeper in Beijing?

Maid in China!

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👤︎ u/Crimsonae
📅︎ Dec 13 2018
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How much laundry does the foul mouthed housekeeper do?

...A sheet load

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👤︎ u/Grahamalamadingdong
📅︎ Jan 10 2017
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Just heard this one.

Me talking to my housekeeper:

"So how do you pronounce burrito in Spanish?"

"Burrito" (with a rolled r)

dad walks in

"You know how I pronounce burrito in Spanish?"

"How?"

"Burrito in Spanish."

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👤︎ u/NOT_THE_RIGHT_GUY
📅︎ Sep 19 2013
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