What do you call a miscellaneous pile of marshmallows, chocolate, and gram-crackers?

A Smoregasbord

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Guess what my father calls his miscellaneous screw drawer.

All you can screw.

 

Actual dadjoke by my father.

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Necessity is the mother of invention

If you love some things, like law, sometimes it's best that you never find out how they're made.

But I for one am glad that somewhere in history's foggy past, a butcher looked down at a bunch of miscellaneous meat scraps and asked himself, "What's the wurst that could happen?"

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