What do you call a man with no vacuum cleaner and itchy underwear ?
Novak Djokovic
(This is my fiancé’s favourite joke he wanted me to share with all of you because he thinks it will make me ‘Reddit famous’)
😂😅
Whether you use your vacuum cleaner daily or not at all...
It's always going to collect dust.
My new vacuum cleaner is alright.
It doesn't suck as much as my last one.
I’m putting our vacuum cleaner up for sale
It’s just collecting dust.
I don’t like vacuum cleaners
What did the vacuum cleaner salesman say before murdering his son?
I sold my vacuum cleaner...
It was just gathering dust.
What's the difference between a Harley Davidson and a vacuum cleaner ?
The position of the dirt bag
I decided to sell my vacuum cleaner...
Well, it was just collecting dust.
I just bought a vacuum cleaner off of Wish.com
Got a new vacuum cleaner today.
I taught my cat to speak and ask her why does she hate vacuum cleaners.
“They suck” said the cat.
what vacuum cleaner has no male heirs
My dad attacked me with a vacuum cleaner today, yelling.....
Just bought a vacuum cleaner, from a Buddhist selling them door to door. I should have known better..
..it came with no attachments.
I sold my old vacuum cleaner...
... it sucked. All it did was gather dust.
Did you hear about the guy who got rid of his vacuum cleaner?
It was just gathering dust.
Sorry. Won't do another vacuum joke. They suck.
I prefer to use the vacuum cleaner with boxing gloves on
I snuck up behind my daughter and whispered, "I think our microwave and our TV are spying on us!!! And I also think our vacuum cleaner..."
"...has been gathering dirt on us for years!"
My wife claims that vacuum cleaners are always better for cleaning than a brush.
I said, “That’s a sweeping generalization.”
What did the father say to his baby boy before killing him with a vacuum cleaner?
What did I say when my son tried to unplug my life support to plug in the vacuum cleaner?
Don't do that I'll dyson!
Her: Obviously, everyone prefers to use a vacuum cleaner to a brush.
Me: Isn’t that.....a sweeping generalization?
My good mate asked me if robotic vacuum cleaners are any good, as she wants to buy one.
I told her; "Don't bother buying one, they suck"
Tonight is a sad night... our robotic vacuum cleaner, Wall-E, killed our bathroom spider, Al Gore.
Why was our bathroom spider named Al Gore? Simple. He created the web.
I bought a new vacuum cleaner yesterday
Does anyone want to buy my old vacuum cleaner?
It’s just gathering dust.
No matter what vacuum cleaner you buy
If you‘re a tester for vacuum cleaners and the vacuum sucks. Is a good or a bad vacuum?
I regret getting that new vacuum cleaner,
I had to sell my vacuum cleaner
It was just gathering dust
I don’t like vacuum cleaners
I had to sell my vacuum cleaner...
It was only gathering dust.
I’ve decided to sell my vacuum cleaner this week...
It’s just collecting dust.
I got a vacuum cleaner from Wish.com
i recently sold my vacuum cleaner
all it was doing was gathering dust
me: *cleans vacuum cleaner*
If you clean a vacuum cleaner...
...you make the vacuum cleaner.
If you make a living out of it, you'd be called the vacuum cleaner.
I got a new vacuum cleaner today...
I decided to sell my vacuum cleaner
It was just collecting dust
I hate vacuum cleaners...
I had to sell my vacuum cleaner the other day.
It was just gathering dust.
I hate vacuum cleaners. They suck.
If you clean a vacuum cleaner... you become a vacuum cleaner
Does anyone want a used vacuum cleaner?
Mine is just gathering dust
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