Mop Puns

A list of puns related to "Mop"

The first company to rename their dinner rolls "gravy mops" is really going to clean up.
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👤︎ u/OtakuShogun
📅︎ Dec 26 2020
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My girlfriend told me, “I don’t think I’ve ever seen you sweep or mop in my life.”

I said, “Floors are beneath me.”

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Jun 15 2020
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I think we all should use nothing but mops and brooms to clean our floors

I guess that means I'm anti-vacs.

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👤︎ u/nashvulnative
📅︎ Aug 15 2020
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Some guy attacked me, but I beat him up and then used him as a human mop.

I totally wiped the floor with that dude.

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👤︎ u/JoeFas
📅︎ Mar 16 2020
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A skeleton walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a beer and a mop.
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👤︎ u/ttcity
📅︎ Nov 17 2019
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The broom told the mop:

You're always moping around. Its probably because your on your phone so much

The mop then said: ok broomer

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👤︎ u/pestopasta16
📅︎ Dec 06 2019
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Mop bucket, excavator bucket, crusher bucket, wooden bucket, leather fire buckets...

This is my bucket list.

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👤︎ u/Anthonybrose
📅︎ Mar 19 2019
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Smell Mop

Knock knock

Who's there

Smell mop

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👤︎ u/chriskj2006
📅︎ Dec 31 2018
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Autobots, mop out
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👤︎ u/rybeewoods
📅︎ Jan 10 2018
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What do you get when you let a mouse mop your kitchen?

A squeaky clean floor

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👤︎ u/Geng_r
📅︎ Jun 07 2019
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What do you call a mop in space?

A vacuum cleaner

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👤︎ u/ZeNordy
📅︎ Sep 13 2018
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I eat mop

Me: Knock knock Son: Who’s there? Me: I eat mop. Son: I eat mop who? Me: I knew it!!

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👤︎ u/QuietGiantWRX
📅︎ Dec 29 2018
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Paul McCartney has decided to admit he's getting older and stop colouring his hair and has been spotted with his new grey mop top

Before he got dye with a little help from his friends

Now it can't dye me love

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👤︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
📅︎ Jan 25 2019
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whats a mop smell like?

smells like clean spirit.

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👤︎ u/quantus_null
📅︎ Dec 03 2015
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I eat Mop

Knock Knock Who's there? I eat mop I eat mop who? You eat your own poo?! Thats disgusting!

Everywhere we go he tells that joke. I swear everyone in our family has heard it at least 7 times.

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👤︎ u/Clumsynutcase
📅︎ Apr 04 2014
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My wife told me, “I don’t think I’ve ever seen you mop or sweep in my life!”

Me: Floors are beneath me.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Nov 18 2019
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My wife told me, “I don’t think I’ve ever seen you mop or sweep in my life!”

Me: “Floors are beneath me.”

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👤︎ u/AustralianGroan
📅︎ Mar 19 2020
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Her: I don’t think I ever seen you sweep or mop in my life!

Me: Floors are beneath me.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Apr 28 2020
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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.
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👤︎ u/DadJoker1988
📅︎ Nov 14 2019
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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

Ba dum bum

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👤︎ u/dirty_old_man1972
📅︎ Feb 08 2019
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My wife: Why don’t I ever seen you mop, vacuum, or sweep?

Me: I think floors are beneath me.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Nov 11 2018
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A skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a beer and a mop
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👤︎ u/RevDodgeUK
📅︎ Mar 15 2017
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