The position of the dirtbag
It was just collecting dust.
They'll be called J Edgar from now on
Because he’s Adam Driver
It was the best dam program I've ever seen! Even better than the one on beavers...
It's a dam dirty shame.
They call it the vacuum cleaner.
I asked her what time it is and she said "We are in the pacific time zone now so..." And I said "well that's very S'Pacific'! And a moan ensued and then she said "let's just pretend you didn't just say that". I would call that a success!
Of course I said a wall socket.
Investi-gate.
What did the father vacuum say to the teenage vacuum as he throttled him?
Dyson!
Your vacuum has been gathering dirt on you for years!
Because there's hasn't been a hoover in the White House since 1933.
They were discussing the Three Gorges Dam on the Yangtze River, the worlds largest hydroelectric dam.
My wife walks in and asks, “Is that the Hoover Dam?”
Me: “No, it’s the Three Gorges Dam in China.”
Her: “Oh, I guess all dams just look alike.”
Me: “Honey, don’t be a dam racist!”
Washington and Hoover.
Dad: "We're selling all the hoovers in the house"
Me: "Huh? Why?"
Dad: "They're only gathering dust"
A hoover board
I've decided to sell my Hoover ... well, it was just collecting dust
Dad: I've been to the Hoover Dam, but it was so long ago they called it the "Hoover Darn"! HA!
Me: groan
The lady, son, and I were in a retail store the other day when an annoucement was made over the PA system.
"Customer needs assistance in the vacuum cleaners"
I lean towards the wife and say, "Well this Hoover sucks. Oh, the Dyson it also sucks. To be honest, they all suck."
It’s just collecting dust
Because it was just collecting dust
It was just collecting dust.
