...you make the vacuum cleaner.
If you make a living out of it, you'd be called the vacuum cleaner.
A vacuum cleaner.
I said, “That’s a sweeping generalization.”
In that moment, you are the vacuum cleaner
Surely this has been gone over before.
I couldn't find a home for this in r/Showerthoughts or r/WordAvalanches so I'm putting it here. I hope it doesn't suck.
Trying to reduce the enormous amount of laundry associated with kids,
I said, "you don't need to clean your rocketship. It's not dirty. Space is a vacuum"....
I could hear my wife's eyes roll in the next room. Success!
Your vacuum has been gathering dirt on you for years
Me: "So, do you want to go to Blackbear, or the truck stop diner?"
Wife: "Blackbear"
M: "Okay, and afterwards, I want to stop by the Arco (gas station) and use the vacuum to clean the inside of the car"
W:"No, I hate going to that Arco, the vacuum there sucks"
M: "Isn't that what they're supposed to do?"
W: Rage intensifies
My dad and I were cleaning the house to surprise my mom. He was vacuuming the floor. He stops, shuts of the vacuum, looks at me with a straight face and says, "I'm a vacuum pimp because I'm always using the hose."
He then started vacuuming again like nothing happened.
We were at the beach getting ready to leave and I was cleaning the sand off of everything as best I could. My wife asked why I did that when I could just vacuum it out later. I told her it's how my dad did it when I was younger so I guess it's just ingrained in me. She's still sighing from it.
This one sucks
Then you are a vacuum cleaner.
