what vacuum cleaner has no male heirs
I had to sell my vacuum cleaner
It was just gathering dust
I sold my vacuum cleaner today..
All it was doing was collecting dust
My dad attacked me with a vacuum cleaner today, yelling.....
I sold my old vacuum cleaner...
... it sucked. All it did was gather dust.
I’ve decided to sell my vacuum cleaner this week...
It’s just collecting dust.
If you clean a vacuum cleaner...
...you make the vacuum cleaner.
If you make a living out of it, you'd be called the vacuum cleaner.
I got a vacuum cleaner from Wish.com
Just bought a vacuum cleaner, from a Buddhist selling them door to door. I should have known better..
..it came with no attachments.
Did you hear about the guy who got rid of his vacuum cleaner?
It was just gathering dust.
Sorry. Won't do another vacuum joke. They suck.
I prefer to use the vacuum cleaner with boxing gloves on
My wife claims that vacuum cleaners are always better for cleaning than a brush.
I said, “That’s a sweeping generalization.”
I snuck up behind my daughter and whispered, "I think our microwave and our TV are spying on us!!! And I also think our vacuum cleaner..."
"...has been gathering dirt on us for years!"
What did the father say to his baby boy before killing him with a vacuum cleaner?
I hate vacuum cleaners...
What did I say when my son tried to unplug my life support to plug in the vacuum cleaner?
Don't do that I'll dyson!
Her: Obviously, everyone prefers to use a vacuum cleaner to a brush.
Me: Isn’t that.....a sweeping generalization?
My good mate asked me if robotic vacuum cleaners are any good, as she wants to buy one.
I told her; "Don't bother buying one, they suck"
Tonight is a sad night... our robotic vacuum cleaner, Wall-E, killed our bathroom spider, Al Gore.
Why was our bathroom spider named Al Gore? Simple. He created the web.
I bought a new vacuum cleaner yesterday
I regret getting that new vacuum cleaner,
No matter what vacuum cleaner you buy
Does anyone want a used vacuum cleaner?
Mine is just gathering dust
If you‘re a tester for vacuum cleaners and the vacuum sucks. Is a good or a bad vacuum?
I think my vacuum cleaner is broken
It’s not that bad, really. It only kinda sucks.
A vacuum cleaner either sucks, because it doesn’t suck... or doesn’t suck. Because it sucks.
I hate vacuum cleaner jokes
My vacuum cleaner wasn’t working very well, so I tried to fix it.
If you’re cleaning out your vacuum cleaner
In that moment, you are the vacuum cleaner
Just bought a second hand vacuum cleaner
I thought it would be good.
But it sucks.
I'm going to start a movement that convinces people that vacuum cleaners cause autism in children.
It will be called the Anti-vacs Movement
I had to sell my vacuum cleaner...
It was only gathering dust.
me: *cleans vacuum cleaner*
i recently sold my vacuum cleaner
all it was doing was gathering dust
I got a new vacuum cleaner today...
I decided to sell my vacuum cleaner
It was just collecting dust
I had to sell my vacuum cleaner the other day.
It was just gathering dust.
If you clean a vacuum cleaner... you become a vacuum cleaner
I hate vacuum cleaners. They suck.
Does anyone want to buy my old vacuum cleaner?
It’s just gathering dust.
Does anyone want to buy my old vacuum cleaner?
I decided to sell my vacuum cleaner.
It was just gathering dust!
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