Ooops, wrong bus!
Missouri loves company!
His reply: "Oh, I live in a state of Missouri."
It was the Arch.
Because Missouri loves Company.
It's about slime we caught this Louisville slugger!
..and ever since then I've been living my life in Missouri.
He wanted a picture with him so i asked the guy if he allowed Flash photography...
He was finally doing the reading for his history class. "Did you know that Bin Laden was planning to blow up monuments in other American cities?"
"I bet St. Louis was next on his list," I nodded.
"How'd you know that, Dad?" he asked in surprise.
"Well, he was our arch-enemy."
"If they sold marijuana at the St. Louis Arch, it would literally be a gateway drug..."
Watching St. Louis Cards v.s. New York Mets on Monday night. Mets wearing Camo Jerseys.
Dad "The birds aren't playing anyone tonight?"
I say "Yes we are playing the Mets right now"
Dad - "Oh I didn't see em"
At my parent's house for father's day and my dad was reminiscing about his old neighborhood, referring to St. Louis Park, MN as 'St. Jewish Park'.
Me: It was called St. Jewish Park?
My Dad: Yep, there was a Rosenblum on every corner.
(we're jewish... so that doesn't make it nearly as anti-semitic as it sounds now as i type it out)
His reply: "Oh, I live in a state of Missouri."
Lol, jk I'm a redditor, I've never brought a girl home, and that is why I'm the one in a state of Missouri.
