Why couldn't Joseph Stalin be a pilot?

He was always stalin.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/SharkDestroyer_real
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Why were Mary and Joseph not able to join a conference call?

Because there was no Zoom at the Inn!

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/CanAhJustSay
๐Ÿ“…︎ Dec 23 2020
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Many people are unaware that Sherlock Holmes is based on Doctor Joseph Bell

In his practice, Dr. Bell sometimes had to treat constipation. That's how he learned to de-deuce.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/NathanielleS
๐Ÿ“…︎ Nov 10 2020
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I've started calling my daughter Joseph

Because every nite at bed time she's Stalin.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/ThePandaExcess
๐Ÿ“…︎ Sep 11 2020
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Did you know Joseph Stalin was a fast runner?

That guy was a Soviet Rusha.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/JohnnyZillion
๐Ÿ“…︎ Feb 11 2020
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What did joseph do when he fell down the stairs?

He was stallin for a bit but got up eventually

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/TorracatXD
๐Ÿ“…︎ Nov 25 2019
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I'm pretty sure that my Chemistry teacher is related to Joseph Stalin.

Because she's always Russian through our lessons.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/MaxRevenge
๐Ÿ“…︎ May 22 2018
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โ€œIs it raining or snowing, Joseph?โ€

Itโ€™s Hail, Mary.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/porichoygupto
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Why did Joseph keep bringing up tractors on the firing line?

'cause he was Stalin!

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/steadmanthewhale
๐Ÿ“…︎ Feb 09 2019
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My name is Joe and I forgot something important. My girlfriend yells, "Jesus, Joseph!"...

...I reply, "You forgot Mary."

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/oARCHONo
๐Ÿ“…︎ Feb 25 2015
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Sometimes I wish my name was Joseph King.

Name's Joseph King.
Whenever somebody asks me, "Are you joking?"
I tell 'em, "Yeah."

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Soluno
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jul 19 2015
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How did mary and Joseph know that jesus weighed 7 pounds and six ounces

They had a weigh in a manger

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/akjohnston87
๐Ÿ“…︎ Dec 26 2016
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What did the Three Magi say after giving Mary and Joseph two of their gifts?

But wait there's Myrrh

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Ninjaboi333
๐Ÿ“…︎ Dec 26 2015
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If the Third Reich had employed barnyard animals, its top aides to the Farmer would have been Heinrich Hammler and Joseph Gobbles

and they would be fighting Joseph Stallion and Franklin D. Roostervelt.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Yuktobania
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jun 10 2014
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Russians confused, angered when Joseph Stalin does not star in 'Man of Steel'
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/J_West_of_Wakefield
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jul 31 2014
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So my dad and I recently found out that the Daughter of Joseph Stalin lived nearby to us when my family moved in.

My dad suggested that we should have gone up to the house, climbed the steps, knocked on the door and asked:

"Hello, is Stalin?"

It still makes me sigh with disbelief that I never saw it coming.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/DanCollier
๐Ÿ“…︎ Oct 06 2015
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Dad: "Jesus, Mary and Joseph were thirsty."

Me: "What? What do you mean?"

Dad: "There was NOEL."

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/laughgary
๐Ÿ“…︎ Dec 23 2015
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Why couldnโ€™t Mary and Joseph attend the online conference?

There was no zoom at the inn.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/nathanlloyd
๐Ÿ“…︎ Dec 23 2020
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