My name is Joe and I forgot something important. My girlfriend yells, "Jesus, Joseph!"...

...I reply, "You forgot Mary."

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👤︎ u/oARCHONo
📅︎ Feb 25 2015
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Sometimes I wish my name was Joseph King.

Name's Joseph King.
Whenever somebody asks me, "Are you joking?"
I tell 'em, "Yeah."

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👤︎ u/Soluno
📅︎ Jul 19 2015
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