They tortured George Washington after he died.

They had him drawn and quartered.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jimmybuffetkol
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17
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George Michael died on Christmas Day

It was his last christmas.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Scarvius
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04
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George W. Bosch
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πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2020
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In an alternate universe, George Michael had an allergy to chocolate

He was killed by a careless Wispa

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Saltedpretzel64
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2020
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I went to an exotic petting zoo with Boy George. He wasn't at all impressed with their limited range of animals.

He started pointing them out to me.

"Llama, llama, llama, llama, llama, chameleon."

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I thought of this today while driving and smacked my wheel as I giggled. My girlfriend stared at me, bemused and confused.

I like it. I'm proud of myself.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zipflop
πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2020
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At a garage sale yesterday I got a George Foreman grill and a Muhammed Ali DVD set...

Both boxed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2020
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What do you call a beautiful George

Georgeous

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AngerFuelsMyLife
πŸ“…︎ Sep 27 2020
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George Foreman definitely won't be getting a PS5

He's an Ex-Boxer

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πŸ‘€︎ u/themaxmethod
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2020
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Where did George Washington keep his armies?

In his sleevies.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hornwalker
πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2020
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58 years ago today, Ringo joined forces with John, Paul, and George.

Pete got sacked, but it was for the Best.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bluejeanspiano
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2020
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What did George Washington say to his reinforcements?

You musket down here

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πŸ‘€︎ u/billgluckman7
πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2020
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How did George Michael get to hospital?

In a whambulance.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/buckdubs
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2020
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What did George Washington say to his men before they stepped into the boat?

Men, step in the boat.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Leanne_Cock
πŸ“…︎ Aug 14 2020
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Somebody asked, "Who is your favorite Beatle? John, Paul, George, or Ringo?"

I said, "I like Pete Best."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Juevolitos
πŸ“…︎ Aug 29 2020
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George Bush was a shrubborn man
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πŸ“…︎ Jun 17 2020
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I made a post on TIL about George Washington,

it got removed because it was β€œtoo General”.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VaiterZen
πŸ“…︎ Jul 22 2020
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Was Jack Black? Was Barry white? Was George Strait? Was Marvin Gay?

Sure makes Stevie Wonder.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anthonybrose
πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2019
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Did you hear about when George Michael dropped a chocolate bar?

He was Careless with his Wispa

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fandam_YT
πŸ“…︎ Jul 09 2020
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Ringo, John snd George walked into an electric guitar shop...

They were less Paul.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/envengpe
πŸ“…︎ Jun 29 2020
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It must be frustrating to be friends with George Stephanopoulos.

Because you can't tell anyone. And even if you tell them, they won't believe you.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RonPalancik
πŸ“…︎ Jul 10 2020
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Why would Regina George and her Mean Girls be lousy dog owners?

Because fetch is never going to happen

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Curmudgeon4life
πŸ“…︎ Jun 25 2020
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Not many people know this, but Boy George had a taste for exotic and somewhat illegal Indian cuisine...

His favourite was the Korma Chameleon.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dongwaffler
πŸ“…︎ Jun 11 2020
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It is a very little known fact that Boy George has an anonymous Reddit account

You might say he is a karma chameleon

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πŸ“…︎ May 25 2020
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Where does George Harrison get his gas?

Wah-Wah

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mercolorecords
πŸ“…︎ Jun 02 2020
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Boy George would be proud
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πŸ‘€︎ u/boozypeach
πŸ“…︎ Jul 07 2019
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George Washington predicted that some day in the future, a dollar bill will contain his likeness.

In that sense, he was on the money.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ May 09 2020
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During George's administration, the Taliban flew a plane into the twin towers

I guess they weren't beating around the Bush.

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 26 2020
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Why did Boy George’s pet get upvoted?

Because it was a karma chameleon.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Brucemoose1
πŸ“…︎ Apr 02 2020
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John, Paul, George, Ringo, and Herbie
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πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2019
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β€˜Atheism is a non-prophet organization.’ - George Carlin
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πŸ‘€︎ u/redwitch-fr
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2019
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You ever notice how George Washington only got a big stick, and everyone else got huge memorials? I guess that's why they call it the Washington Post.
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The guy who made this was a George Washington Carver
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πŸ‘€︎ u/BiochemBeer
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2019
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George Clooney, Leonardo DiCaprio, and Matthew McConaughey got together to make a movie.

GC: I'll direct

LD: I'll produce

MM: I'll write, I'll write, I'll write

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HeartBreakKid99
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2018
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George Washingmachine
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πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2019
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What do you call George Clooney when he is Blind?

Greorge Looney. He can't C.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mudkip989
πŸ“…︎ Feb 23 2020
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George Michael, George Michael, George Michael
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πŸ‘€︎ u/tvkyle
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2019
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By George said Paul sitting on the John...

Where’d my Ringo

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πŸ‘€︎ u/supercman99
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2019
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Did you hear about the piece of fruit that left its wallet at a George Michael concert in Zurich?

It was a Careless Swiss Pear.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/toucantwist
πŸ“…︎ Aug 21 2019
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How is β€œGeorge” not the state capital
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Extranomicon
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2017
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Peanuts are great and all, but do you know what George Washington Carver SHOULD have been famous for?

Mount Rushmore.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DrNerdfighter
πŸ“…︎ Jul 22 2019
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Boy George has 5 reddit accounts and likes to switch between them.

He's a karma-karma-karma-karma-karma-chameleon.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rc538
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07 2019
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Didn't punish George

TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it.
Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.....

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tfowler11
πŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2019
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For sale: George Foreman grill and a Muhammad Ali dvd.

Both boxed

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pmak13
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2019
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What do people say to George R. R. Martin when they're angry?

GRR MARTIN!

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2019
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George Foreman named all his kids George Foreman.

He even used the name when he had a little grill.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bot_10
πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2019
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My favourite George Michael song? It would probably be
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rare_Matter
πŸ“…︎ Mar 02 2019
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News: β€˜Boy George’s reptile bites 5 people in one day.’

He needs a calmer chameleon

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2019
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58 years ago today, Ringo joined forces with John, Paul, and George.

Pete got sacked, but it was for the Best.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bluejeanspiano
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2020
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