Leonardo DiCaprio, George Clooney and Matthew McConaughey are sitting around discussing a movie they want to make.

DiCaprio says β€œI’ll be the lead actor”
Clooney says β€œI guess I’ll be the director” McConaughey says β€œI’ll write, I’ll write, I’ll write”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tbtbjmt
πŸ“…︎ Jul 16 2020
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58 years ago today, Ringo joined forces with John, Paul, and George.

Pete got sacked, but it was for the Best.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bluejeanspiano
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2020
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What did George Washington say to his men before they stepped into the boat?

Men, step in the boat.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Leanne_Cock
πŸ“…︎ Aug 14 2020
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I made a post on TIL about George Washington,

it got removed because it was β€œtoo General”.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VaiterZen
πŸ“…︎ Jul 22 2020
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George Bush was a shrubborn man
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πŸ“…︎ Jun 17 2020
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Did you hear about when George Michael dropped a chocolate bar?

He was Careless with his Wispa

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fandam_YT
πŸ“…︎ Jul 09 2020
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It must be frustrating to be friends with George Stephanopoulos.

Because you can't tell anyone. And even if you tell them, they won't believe you.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RonPalancik
πŸ“…︎ Jul 10 2020
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Ringo, John snd George walked into an electric guitar shop...

They were less Paul.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/envengpe
πŸ“…︎ Jun 29 2020
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Why would Regina George and her Mean Girls be lousy dog owners?

Because fetch is never going to happen

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Curmudgeon4life
πŸ“…︎ Jun 25 2020
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Not many people know this, but Boy George had a taste for exotic and somewhat illegal Indian cuisine...

His favourite was the Korma Chameleon.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dongwaffler
πŸ“…︎ Jun 11 2020
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It is a very little known fact that Boy George has an anonymous Reddit account

You might say he is a karma chameleon

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πŸ“…︎ May 25 2020
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Where does George Harrison get his gas?

Wah-Wah

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mercolorecords
πŸ“…︎ Jun 02 2020
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George Washington predicted that some day in the future, a dollar bill will contain his likeness.

In that sense, he was on the money.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ May 09 2020
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Was Jack Black? Was Barry white? Was George Strait? Was Marvin Gay?

Sure makes Stevie Wonder.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anthonybrose
πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2019
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Why did Boy George’s pet get upvoted?

Because it was a karma chameleon.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Brucemoose1
πŸ“…︎ Apr 02 2020
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During George's administration, the Taliban flew a plane into the twin towers

I guess they weren't beating around the Bush.

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 26 2020
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Boy George would be proud
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πŸ‘€︎ u/boozypeach
πŸ“…︎ Jul 07 2019
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β€˜Atheism is a non-prophet organization.’ - George Carlin
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πŸ‘€︎ u/redwitch-fr
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2019
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What do you call George Clooney when he is Blind?

Greorge Looney. He can't C.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mudkip989
πŸ“…︎ Feb 23 2020
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You ever notice how George Washington only got a big stick, and everyone else got huge memorials? I guess that's why they call it the Washington Post.
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John, Paul, George, Ringo, and Herbie
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πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2019
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The guy who made this was a George Washington Carver
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πŸ‘€︎ u/BiochemBeer
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2019
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By George said Paul sitting on the John...

Where’d my Ringo

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πŸ‘€︎ u/supercman99
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2019
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George Washingmachine
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πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2019
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George Michael, George Michael, George Michael
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πŸ‘€︎ u/tvkyle
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2019
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Did you hear about the piece of fruit that left its wallet at a George Michael concert in Zurich?

It was a Careless Swiss Pear.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/toucantwist
πŸ“…︎ Aug 21 2019
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George Clooney, Leonardo DiCaprio, and Matthew McConaughey got together to make a movie.

GC: I'll direct

LD: I'll produce

MM: I'll write, I'll write, I'll write

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HeartBreakKid99
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2018
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For sale: George Foreman grill and a Muhammad Ali dvd.

Both boxed

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pmak13
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2019
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What do people say to George R. R. Martin when they're angry?

GRR MARTIN!

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2019
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Peanuts are great and all, but do you know what George Washington Carver SHOULD have been famous for?

Mount Rushmore.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DrNerdfighter
πŸ“…︎ Jul 22 2019
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Didn't punish George

TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it.
Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.....

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tfowler11
πŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2019
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George Foreman named all his kids George Foreman.

He even used the name when he had a little grill.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bot_10
πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2019
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News: β€˜Boy George’s reptile bites 5 people in one day.’

He needs a calmer chameleon

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2019
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Boy George has 5 reddit accounts and likes to switch between them.

He's a karma-karma-karma-karma-karma-chameleon.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rc538
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07 2019
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How is β€œGeorge” not the state capital
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Extranomicon
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2017
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My favourite George Michael song? It would probably be
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rare_Matter
πŸ“…︎ Mar 02 2019
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What is George Washington’s favorite animal?

A buck

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jack-a-boy123
πŸ“…︎ Jun 09 2019
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Brad Pitt, George Clooney, and Matthew McConaughey talk about making a movie together...

BRAD: I'll produce.

GEORGE: I'll direct.

MATTHEW: I'll write, I'll write, I'll write.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/norrisrw
πŸ“…︎ Aug 12 2019
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George Clooney, Leonardo DiCaprio, and Matthew McConaughey got together to make a movie.

George Clooney, Leonardo DiCaprio, and Matthew McConaughey got together to make a movie.

George Clooney said, β€œI’ll direct!”

Leonardo DiCaprio said, β€œI’ll produce!”

Matthew McConaughey said, β€œI’ll write, I’ll write, I’ll write!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tacticalslacker
πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2018
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Laura Bush tells George W. Bush, β€œWe have this weekend free. What should we do?”

β€œWell, let’s think,” he responds.

Laura replies, β€œNo, let’s do something we both can do.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dougandlinny
πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2019
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What do you call George Washington's false teeth?

Presidentures

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πŸ‘€︎ u/danwright32
πŸ“…︎ Mar 07 2018
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Why did George Washington have trouble sleeping?

Because he couldn’t lie.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/joshuaschrimpf
πŸ“…︎ Feb 19 2019
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What did George Washington say to his men before they got onto the boat?

Men get onto the boat

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pewpewlazor5
πŸ“…︎ Jun 20 2019
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Where did George Washington get his hatchet?

The chopping mall

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πŸ‘€︎ u/red0333
πŸ“…︎ Jun 27 2019
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If George Michael was a blood sucking undead creature, he'd be a Wham!pire.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/grynde7
πŸ“…︎ May 07 2019
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TIL: During the American Revolution, George III didn’t even bother to leave the couch.

He was sofa king comfortable.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ May 28 2019
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George Clooney, Leonardo DiCaprio, and Matthew McConaughey got together to make a movie

George Clooney said, "I'll direct."

DiCaprio said, "I'll Produce"

And Matthew McConaughey said, "I'll write, I'll write, I'll write"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Twigsnapper
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2018
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George, Betty, and Michael walk into a bar

Someday should raise it, so many people already got hurt

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yomyoo
πŸ“…︎ Mar 01 2019
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TIL: George Washington predicted that eventually the $1 bill will contain his likeness.

In that regard, he was on the money.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Apr 18 2019
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Sean Connery. David Niven. George lazenby. Roger Moore. Timothy Dalton. Pierce Brosnan. Daniel Craig.

They all share a bond

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πŸ‘€︎ u/obiworm
πŸ“…︎ Mar 08 2019
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George Orwell predicted that we would have Thought Police

Instead, we got the Thot Police

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MeanderingB
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2018
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What did King George think about George Washington?

He thought he was revolting!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Thattransgal
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2019
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If George Washington, Ben Franklin, James Madison and Alexander Hamilton play D&D, do they roll for constitution?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mutant_Llama1
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2017
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George WashingDONE.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Yugvijay
πŸ“…︎ Jul 19 2018
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George Washington predicted that one day, a dollar bill will bear his likeness.

In that regard, he was on the money.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jul 16 2018
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George Washington is the only president to not blame the previous administration for his problems
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πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2018
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How did George Michael end up with chocolate all over his hands?

He was careless with his Whisper

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Caius0607
πŸ“…︎ Feb 08 2019
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George Clooney, Johnny Depp, and Matthew McConaughey all decide to make a movie together

George Clooney said β€œI’ll direct!” Johnny Depp said β€œI’ll produce!” Mathew McConaughey said β€œIll write, I’ll write, I’ll write.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BATHTUBISREAL
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2018
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Pope John-Paul should've been succeeded by Pope George-Ringo
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mutant_Llama1
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2018
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George Clooney, Leonardo DiCaprio and Matthew McConaughey decide to make a movie.

Clooney says, β€œI’ll direct.”

DiCaprio says, β€œI’ll produce.”

McConaughey says, β€œI’ll write, I’ll write, I’ll write.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gnarlyyowl
πŸ“…︎ Mar 07 2018
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What would George Washington do if he were alive today?

Scream and scratch his coffin.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/arz992
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08 2018
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Why have George Bush Beats...?

When you can have algorithms

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lethano
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2016
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I was named after George Washington

My name isn't the same as his I was just named after he was.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HawkofNight
πŸ“…︎ May 31 2017
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What did George Harrison say when he got his child?

Here comes the son

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RevolutionaryMale
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29 2018
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Why did George Orwell break up with his girlfriend?

She committed thot crime

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πŸ“…︎ May 15 2018
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Have you heard the George Jones song about the woman with poisonous breast milk?

It goes β€œif drinking don’t kill me, her mammaries will”.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/egb233
πŸ“…︎ Jun 25 2018
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George Washing a ton
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πŸ‘€︎ u/CrazyFox1337
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2015
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George Clooney, Leonardo DiCaprio, and Mathew McConaughey are in a coffee shop to discuss a new movie:

Clooney: β€œI’ll direct.”

DiCaprio: β€œI’ll act.”

McConaughey: β€œI’ll write, I’ll write, I’ll write.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ksloop
πŸ“…︎ Feb 09 2018
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I really couldn't recall what music duo George Michael used to be in

Then it hit me like, wham!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/oggythehero
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2017
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George Michael died

It was his last Christmas..

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Geoffreyzzz
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2016
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Did you hear MC Hammer has a new album of George Gerswhin covers?

Rap CD in Blue.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bigfoothobbit
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2018
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If George Bush started a subreddit..

Would the followers be called shrubscribers?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/spacecpt-damien
πŸ“…︎ Mar 06 2015
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George R. R. Martin's love of food does not include rye bread

In his opinion, "What is bread is never rye."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xwhy
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2018
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New George Foreman Grill...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/eddyfree
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23 2015
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George Washington is the only president to have been drawn and quartered.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_Trekspert
πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2017
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A quote from George W Bush

Those stories about my intellectual capacity do get under my skin. You know, for a while I even thought my staff believed it. There on my schedule first thing every morning it said, β€œIntelligence briefing.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ryzikx
πŸ“…︎ Sep 20 2017
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I was so shocked to hear about George Michael. His death really hit me...

...like, wham.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AssDewlap
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2016
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Apparently George Lucas got tired of retirement

These days he's working on a new Internet Protocol, specifically for delivering Chinese food.

He's calling it eWok.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LinkSkywalker14
πŸ“…︎ Jun 19 2017
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Why was Darth Vader upset when he heard George Michael will only play new songs at his concerts?

He found his lack of Faith disturbing

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Twigsnapper
πŸ“…︎ Aug 13 2016
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Ive always looked up to George Michael

I've always fancied myself a man of the peephole

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πŸ‘€︎ u/akjohnston87
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2016
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Why doesn't George R.R. Martin use twitter?

Because he killed all 144 characters.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sencinitas
πŸ“…︎ May 27 2014
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George Takei posted this one...the husband will be a great Dad.

911 Operator: what's your emergency? Caller: My wife is going into labor, I don't know what to do. Operator: Is this her first born? Caller: No, this is her husband.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/beersn0b
πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2014
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58 years ago today, Ringo joined forces with John, Paul, and George.

Pete got sacked, but it was for the Best.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bluejeanspiano
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2020
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I heard Boy George’s reptile bites 5 people in one day.

He needs a calmer chameleon.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Trtlman
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07 2018
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What did George Washington say to his men before they got in the boat?

Get in the boat.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/junto_x
πŸ“…︎ Jun 17 2016
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