They tortured George Washington after he died.
They had him drawn and quartered.
George Michael died on Christmas Day
It was his last christmas.
In an alternate universe, George Michael had an allergy to chocolate
He was killed by a careless Wispa
I went to an exotic petting zoo with Boy George. He wasn't at all impressed with their limited range of animals.
He started pointing them out to me.
"Llama, llama, llama, llama, llama, chameleon."
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I thought of this today while driving and smacked my wheel as I giggled. My girlfriend stared at me, bemused and confused.
I like it. I'm proud of myself.
At a garage sale yesterday I got a George Foreman grill and a Muhammed Ali DVD set...
What do you call a beautiful George
George Foreman definitely won't be getting a PS5
Where did George Washington keep his armies?
58 years ago today, Ringo joined forces with John, Paul, and George.
Pete got sacked, but it was for the Best.
What did George Washington say to his reinforcements?
How did George Michael get to hospital?
What did George Washington say to his men before they stepped into the boat?
Somebody asked, "Who is your favorite Beatle? John, Paul, George, or Ringo?"
I said, "I like Pete Best."
George Bush was a shrubborn man
I made a post on TIL about George Washington,
it got removed because it was “too General”.
Was Jack Black? Was Barry white? Was George Strait? Was Marvin Gay?
Sure makes Stevie Wonder.
Ringo, John snd George walked into an electric guitar shop...
It must be frustrating to be friends with George Stephanopoulos.
Because you can't tell anyone. And even if you tell them, they won't believe you.
Why would Regina George and her Mean Girls be lousy dog owners?
Because fetch is never going to happen
Not many people know this, but Boy George had a taste for exotic and somewhat illegal Indian cuisine...
His favourite was the Korma Chameleon.
It is a very little known fact that Boy George has an anonymous Reddit account
You might say he is a karma chameleon
Where does George Harrison get his gas?
Boy George would be proud
George Washington predicted that some day in the future, a dollar bill will contain his likeness.
In that sense, he was on the money.
During George's administration, the Taliban flew a plane into the twin towers
I guess they weren't beating around the Bush.
Why did Boy George’s pet get upvoted?
Because it was a karma chameleon.
John, Paul, George, Ringo, and Herbie
‘Atheism is a non-prophet organization.’ - George Carlin
You ever notice how George Washington only got a big stick, and everyone else got huge memorials? I guess that's why they call it the Washington Post.
The guy who made this was a George Washington Carver
George Clooney, Leonardo DiCaprio, and Matthew McConaughey got together to make a movie.
GC: I'll direct
LD: I'll produce
MM: I'll write, I'll write, I'll write
What do you call George Clooney when he is Blind?
Greorge Looney. He can't C.
George Michael, George Michael, George Michael
Did you hear about the piece of fruit that left its wallet at a George Michael concert in Zurich?
It was a Careless Swiss Pear.
How is “George” not the state capital
Peanuts are great and all, but do you know what George Washington Carver SHOULD have been famous for?
Boy George has 5 reddit accounts and likes to switch between them.
He's a karma-karma-karma-karma-karma-chameleon.
Didn't punish George
TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it.
Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.....
What do people say to George R. R. Martin when they're angry?
George Foreman named all his kids George Foreman.
He even used the name when he had a little grill.
My favourite George Michael song? It would probably be
News: ‘Boy George’s reptile bites 5 people in one day.’
He needs a calmer chameleon
58 years ago today, Ringo joined forces with John, Paul, and George.
Pete got sacked, but it was for the Best.
Did you hear about when George Michael dropped a chocolate bar?
He was Careless with his Wispa
By George said Paul sitting on the John...
For sale: George Foreman grill and a Muhammad Ali dvd.
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