He wanted to be in uncharded waters.
Because he had NO-LAN!
When you take them for a walk, you’ll be Christopher Walken.
Now he is Christopher No-loan
Still, no biggie
Men, get on the ship.
He was playing with Pooh.
He was convicted of stealing Kanga's pouch and had to change his name to Christopher Robben.
He was quartered on the port side.
Because he's not Christopher Runnin.
Did you hear about the Austrialian Aborrigonie who bought himself a new boomarang?
He spent the rest of his life trying to get rid of the old one.