A list of puns related to "Christopher"
Which means there was a three to Juan ratio
On Columbus day
Nolan says he will direct.
DiCaprio says he will act.
And McConaughey says "I'll write I'll write I'll write"
Chris Cross Applesauce
One is Walken the other one isn't
Tenet of ten.
He wanted to be in uncharded waters.
For Pooh needed the honey.
Because he had NO-LAN!
When you take them for a walk, youβll be Christopher Walken.
Now he is Christopher No-loan
Men, get on the ship.
He was playing with Pooh.
Great scotch!
A Navi-Gator
He was convicted of stealing Kanga's pouch and had to change his name to Christopher Robben.
"Hans, simmer."
He was quartered on the port side.
Because he's not Christopher Runnin.
Scary-Manga :)
Did you hear about the Austrialian Aborrigonie who bought himself a new boomarang?
He spent the rest of his life trying to get rid of the old one.
Seems like a moot point.
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