Why did Christopher Columbus pull a bunch of Swiss chard out of the ocean?

He wanted to be in uncharded waters.

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It's a Christopher Walk-in
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Why was Christopher Nolan unable to share his movies?

Because he had NO-LAN!

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Why was Christopher Robbin?

For Pooh needed the honey.

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name your dog Christopher

When you take them for a walk, you’ll be Christopher Walken.

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Christopher Wallace was shot dead on this day 22 years ago

Still, no biggie

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What did Christopher Columbus tell his men before they got on the ship?

Men, get on the ship.

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What did Christopher Lloyd say after drinking Johnnie Walker?

Great scotch!

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Why did Christopher Robin spend so long in the toilet?

He was playing with Pooh.

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Christopher Walken got arrested in The 100 Acre Woods

He was convicted of stealing Kanga's pouch and had to change his name to Christopher Robben.

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Because of the new Christopher Robin movie..

Why was Tigger dirty?

Cause he was playing with Pooh.

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US Gymnast Christopher Brooks is suspended
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What animal was Christopher Columbus the most afraid of?

A Navi-Gator

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Why was Christopher Columbus drunk on his trip to the Americas?

He was quartered on the port side.

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 24 2018
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Whats the opposite of Christopher Reeve?

Christopher Walken

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 04 2017
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Christopher Nolan was giving his composer cooking instructions.

"Hans, simmer."

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Why did Christopher Walkin lose the marathon?

Because he's not Christopher Runnin.

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What was Christopher Lee's favorite genre of japanese comics?

Scary-Manga :)

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Dadjoke by Christopher Lee (Video in comments)

Did you hear about the Austrialian Aborrigonie who bought himself a new boomarang?

He spent the rest of his life trying to get rid of the old one.

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Why did Christopher Poole make 4chan?

Seems like a moot point.

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