Christopher Columbus Puns

A list of puns related to "Christopher Columbus"

Why did Christopher Columbus pull a bunch of Swiss chard out of the ocean?

He wanted to be in uncharded waters.

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👤︎ u/gecko_echo
📅︎ May 28 2020
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What did Christopher Columbus tell his men before they got on the ship?

Men, get on the ship.

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👤︎ u/PuzzledSkate
📅︎ Jan 11 2019
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What animal was Christopher Columbus the most afraid of?

A Navi-Gator

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👤︎ u/jakewilson801
📅︎ May 04 2018
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Why was Christopher Columbus drunk on his trip to the Americas?

He was quartered on the port side.

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👤︎ u/orangeyf3
📅︎ Aug 24 2018
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Who is the Most famous Explorer

Me: Christopher Columbus?

Dad: Your Stupid, it's Internet Explorer

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👤︎ u/CaptainOverKill16
📅︎ Apr 11 2019
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