I wanted to make a Columbus Day joke but I’m a day late.

Guess that ship has sailed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chrisoatkins
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2020
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When did Christopher Columbus arrive in the USA?

On Columbus day

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Transitionals
πŸ“…︎ Mar 02 2021
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"Do you know who's buried there?"

Several years ago, a bunch of college friends were visiting me in NY during Columbus Day weekend. My parents offer to drive us into NYC, and on the way my father points out a huge cemetery. "Hey, do you know who's buried there?" My father asked. "Who?" We all asked excitedly. "Dead people." Cue collective groans and "God damnit..."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/behemoth32
πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2013
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Elks Do It

My father-in-law tends to tell jokes in the first person. So, not "Hey, did you hear the one about the Aggie..." but "I was talking to my buddy Joe who is an Aggie...." This means you never quite know when the joke is coming.

Today: "I was talking to my buddy, and I mentioned: 'Did you know elks have intercourse 15 times a day?'" He said, "Oh shit, I just went out and joined the Knights of Columbus!"

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2013
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