The O.Henry Pun-Off is back β€œON!” - Tongues of puns linger
  • Like all cherished things in this covid-crazy world, the O.Henry Museum’s famous free, family friendly celebration of the wit-in-word will take place virtually in cyberspace this year. With an awesome live cast of lively wits and tortured tongues, the online audience will be treated to all the linguistic twists, dramatic turns, and surprise endings they’ve groan to love. Expect to witness wacky word butchers and voracious verbivores from around the globe, all worming their way into your ears. Tongues of tradition, tension and camaraderie make this the premier event for the world's competitive wordplay community
  • Brought to you this year by the City of Austin, Brush Square Museums Foundation, and co- sponsored by Austin's very own Fantastic Magic Camp, as well as the internationally renowned podcast, Pun Intensive, The O. Henry Museum Pun-Off World Championships Punslingers Competition: Online Edition will commence Saturday, November 21, 2020
  • Preliminary live rounds begin Saturday, November 21, 2020, at 11:00am CST, lasting about 2 hours. Later that evening, live competition resumes at 7:00pm CST with head-to-head prime time heats. - See Pun-Off.com for schedule details, links, and more.

[Austin, TX, November 1, 2020] - Although traditionally held outdoors on a single day in the spring, the first portion 2020 the O. Henry Museum Pun-Off competition known as Punniest of Show was conducted via video in October. Now on Saturday, November 21, 2020, PARD will bring you their most popular second segment, O. Henry Museum Pun-Off World Championships Punslingers Competition: Online Edition

This free, fun, and family friendly event will take place online this year, but with special twists, turns, and surprise modifications to make it the perfect 2020 event for the world's competitive wordplay community.

The O. Henry Museum Pun-Off World Championships have been an Austin institution for 43 years. As usual, the contest will feature a cavalcade of word-class wordsmiths from across the globe, all worming their way into your art. Join and enjoy us as they compete to spontaneously spit out the most absurd words you’ve ever heard.

The event will be live streamed at PunIntensive.com.

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Ever hear of Henry, Santa's brown nosed reindeer?

He is just as fast as Rodolph but couldn't stop as quickly.

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I'm currently reading a book about the life of Henry Ford.

It's an autobiography.

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What did Henry VIII say to his kids when they were eating?

Tudor food

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Did you hear Henry Winkler was arrested for a financial scam?

He was running a "Fonzi Scheme."

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Henry the 8th liked his wives to be athletic, and that was her problem, she wouldn’t walk, she wouldn’t run

She would just Anne Boleyn.

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Henry Churches is a good musician.

Google Translate: Enrique Iglesias es un buen mΓΊsico.

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I don't kar, henry
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Breaking news! They're renaming the Henry brand of hoovers....

They'll be called J Edgar from now on

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One of my ancestors was once hired by Henry VIII to teach his son to play the trumpet

He was a Tudor tooter tutor.

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I have a friend named Henry the fourth.

We call him β€˜HIV’.

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Henry Heimlich, the creator of the Heimlich maneuver, was getting frustrated. (Crosspost from /r/jokes) reddit.com/r/Jokes/commen…
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The second wife of King Henry VIII would never arrive in a room quickly....

She would just Anne Boleyn.

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Henry rubs a magical lamp, a Genie pops out and grants him 3 wishes

Genie: What will your wish be?

Henry: I want to be rich

Genie: Of course, your wish is granted. What will you second wish be?

Rich: I want a lot of money...

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Dr. Henry Heimlich dies at age 96

Sorry, I'm getting a little choked up over here

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Was Henry VI a ViKing?
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Why didn't Henry Ford drink after crashing his car?

He was a T-totaler

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What do Kermit the Frog and Henry the VIII have in common?

They both have the same middle name.

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What did Henry VIII do with his wives?

Netflix and kill.

I'm sorry.

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Why did Henry VIII hate the post office?

He had a hard time getting his male.

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King Henry V's greatest military achievement was capturing Harfleur with a single marshmallow

One s'more unto the breach, dear friends, one s'more

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King Henry VIII was a real lady killer.

Explanation:

He had lots of wives and also had many of them executed, hence he is a lady killer in that he is charming and attractive to women and he is a lady killer in that he killed many ladies.

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The cops are looking for Henry Winkler.

They think he is guilty of a Fonzie scheme.

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Henry Winkler just tried to get me to invest in a get-rich-quick idea but I think it's a Fonzie scheme.
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Just met Henry Winkler! He asked me for $20 and said if I get three people to give me $20, I'll make my money back and then some...

Sounds like a typical Fonzie Scheme

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Winner of the 2012 O. Henry Punoff youtube.com/watch?feature…
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If King Henry VIII Had Gas

He'd be the Tooter Tudor

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