Henry VIII Puns

A list of puns related to "Henry VIII"

What did Henry VIII say to his kids when they were eating?

Tudor food

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👤︎ u/javaxcore
📅︎ Feb 02 2021
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One of my ancestors was once hired by Henry VIII to teach his son to play the trumpet

He was a Tudor tooter tutor.

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👤︎ u/ChargingTiger
📅︎ Sep 13 2019
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The second wife of King Henry VIII would never arrive in a room quickly....

She would just Anne Boleyn.

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👤︎ u/16fghji
📅︎ Feb 21 2019
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What do Kermit the Frog and Henry the VIII have in common?

They both have the same middle name.

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👤︎ u/Clbull
📅︎ Sep 29 2017
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What did Henry VIII do with his wives?

Netflix and kill.

I'm sorry.

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👤︎ u/Onox674
📅︎ Feb 13 2019
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Why did Henry VIII hate the post office?

He had a hard time getting his male.

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👤︎ u/Uncle_Lyle
📅︎ Mar 08 2018
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King Henry VIII was a real lady killer.

Explanation:

He had lots of wives and also had many of them executed, hence he is a lady killer in that he is charming and attractive to women and he is a lady killer in that he killed many ladies.

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👤︎ u/The-Gamble
📅︎ Dec 10 2014
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If King Henry VIII Had Gas

He'd be the Tooter Tudor

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👤︎ u/Futuredanish
📅︎ May 01 2015
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This is just a list of 50 famous people but if they were birds.
  • George Washwington
  • Leonarcrow da Vinci
  • Eagle Allen Poe
  • Harry S. Toucan
  • Teddy Dodosevelt
  • Charles Duckens
  • Octavian Owlgustus
  • Flysaac Newton
  • Benchicken Franklin
  • Gullysses S. Grant
  • Vincent Van Goose
  • John Lhawk
  • Charlecrane
  • Pengthoven
  • Nikquaila Tesla
  • Jean-Jacques Roostsseau
  • Charles Darwren
  • Rheasus Christ
  • Broodha
  • King Loony XIV
  • Nenepoleon Bonaparte
  • Mahootma Gandhi
  • Winstint Churchill
  • Genghis Swan
  • Pladove
  • Aleggsander the Great
  • Paul the Apostail
  • Lark Twain
  • Dante Aliturkey
  • Michelangswallow
  • Cardinal Marx
  • Albatross Lincoln
  • Robin E. Lee
  • Adolf Swiftler
  • Alextanager Hamilton
  • Ibis Presley
  • Ronald Raven
  • Arnestotle
  • Emuhammad
  • Sir Francis Beakon
  • Tchaikovskylark
  • Christfowler Columbus
  • Finchard Nixon
  • Henry VIII
  • Albert Einstork
  • Thomas Jayfferson
  • William Shrikespeare
  • Woodcock Wilson
  • King Chorioles I of England
  • Johann Sebastian Flock

Edit: formatting

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👤︎ u/captbodgers
📅︎ Sep 21 2014
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