"Oh no," he replied. "That's my shoes... I'm wearing mockasins."
He’s well trained
Because he was very bright
Dr. Ink has dubbed these 'Monkey Bars'.
A receding airline.
My name is zack-n-cheese, but I was named AFTER Thomas Jefferson.
Bicarbonate of Sodor
He is well trained.
She said "Dad... my name is Scarlett."
"Yeah, I know. But you were named after Thomas Jefferson."
I exclaimed, “I know, but I was named AFTER Thomas Jefferson!"
Kiddo: But... your name is Tim.
Me: Right. I was named AFTER Thomas Jefferson.
She was marveled.
It was pretty revolutionary.
It was called AC/DC.
I asked her if they were cross-trainers.
Yeah, now he lives in Trainsylvania.
Dad - I was ODDly entertained...
My dad is no longer with us, but I know this is what he would say.
Hope that's ok.
Some critics went so far as to call them "modern Tolkien".
Would this be considered a dad joke or an 18/19th century dad joke? Either way, I just about walked out the building after reading this.
ME: Hi Tom,
Thank you for taking the time to speak with me today and if there is anything we can do in the future, please don't hesitate to ask.
I was hoping you would be able to leave a Yelp review for other potential clients to see. I know that we will not be working together anymore, but we would really appreciate the feedback.
Thomas Jefferson: Matt,
Happy to offer you an encomium, however, I know of no connection between hounds striking the line of scent on a fox and complimenting a business enterprise of the 21st century.
He said, “But dad, your name is Brian.” I said, “I know, but I was named AFTER Thomas Jefferson.”
He said, “But dad, your name is Brian.”
I said, “I know, but I was named AFTER Thomas Jefferson.”