What does Thomas the Tank Engine call his teen brother?

A steam punk!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DecIsMuchJuvenile
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Why was Thomas the tank engine out of breath?

He was training all day.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/whippymcdumbass
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What does Thomas the Tank Engine say when it bites it's fingernails?

Chew chew

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dacaldha
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My son used to be COMPLETELY addicted to Thomas the Tank Engine - but it’s no longer a problem because

He’s well trained

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dandan_56
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2019
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You’ve heard of Thomas the Tank Engine, now get ready for Jet-Ski Gretzky!
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What does Thomas the Tank Engine use to raise pancakes?

Bicarbonate of Sodor

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Perigeesus
πŸ“…︎ Jun 10 2019
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What does Thomas the Tank Engine drink?

Coal-a

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jayrandomer
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2018
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Did you hear Thomas the Tank Engine became a vampire?

Yeah, now he lives in Trainsylvania.

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 28 2013
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What's a monkey's favourite TV show?

Thomas the Orangu-Tank Engine!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DecIsMuchJuvenile
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2020
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Cold never bothered me anyway...

It was my son's birthday, and we were doing a Thomas the Tank Engine theme. Went to the party supplies shop, and one of the things we got for the party was a helium balloon with Thomas on it. Gave it to him, told him to hold on to it, otherwise it would float up into the sky, all the way to the moon as Peppa Pig phrases it.

Anyway, I'm looking around and I notice something weird... there are Transformers helium balloons, Peppa Pig helium balloons, Barbie helium balloons, Thomas of course, various superheroes... but I notice the complete absence of Elsa and Anna on these balloons. But Frozen must be the most popular theme ever for girl's birthday parties, I would have thought. So why no Frozen helium balloons?

I asked at the counter, and they told me that they used to have them, but they got too many complaints. Apparently every time a parent gave the balloon to a kid, she'd just let it go...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cman_yall
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2019
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Thomas the tank engine is rarely late.

He is well trained.

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