It’s a sad day but my kitchenaid mixer motor has finally died. I couldn’t whisk for a batter friend.
The Ford Motor Company suspects r/wallstreetbets is to blame...
...for the order of 1,000 Caramel Mach-E autos.
So they are putting the order on hold.
My local pastor is a keen motor cyclist...
He's just bought himself a Holy Davidson.
A woodcutter once decided to build his own motor bike. He used wood for the frame, wood for the engine, wood for the brakes, and even a wooden gas tank.
Did he ride it? No. It wooden start
The engineer installed a motor too powerfull in the moving stairway
It escalated very quickly.
I am trading in my sailboat for a motor boat.
I need to go on a power trip.
I built a car with my washing machine motor.
I am going to take it for a spin later.
Why are there no politically correct motor-sports fans?
PC-people don't see race.
Yesterday I bought two boats at an amazing price. Heavily discounted because they didn't have motors.
They were on sail.
If a bicycle can't stay up on its own because it's two-tired, then why can a motor cycle stay up?
It's more revved up
I just got a car from Lee's Morning Motors.
Yea, you heard. I got a car from Lee-AM Nissan.
Friend of mine got a windshield wiper motor for his Yugo
It was a good trade
BREAKING NEWS: Apple and Kia Motors have joined forces to produce a kit set electric car in sweden...
... they are calling it the iKia
I once read a history of General Motors
It was more like an autobiography
What do fish sticks use to get their motors running?
Tartar Fluid.
I don't think Tesla Motors would ever be involved in a Watergate type scandal
Elongate is really a stretch.
What’s a pirates favorite motor sport?
R C -car racing
A man gets on an escalator and starts going up, but the motor malfunctions, causing him to speed out of control and fall flat on his face.
All I can say is... that escalated quickly.
I got the Tesla Motors subreddit with a good one...
http://imgur.com/zWndy2o
So the B-17 Flying Fortress's main rival the B-24 Liberator was built by the Ford motor company...
I guess you could call it a...
Flying FORDTRESS
