Why wouldn’t the steam engine run?

It was having selfish steam issues.

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👤︎ u/mommarun
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When I was younger I collected model trains, including steam engines like the 2-8-6 and the 4-6-2...

..but I never could find the 4-0-4.

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👤︎ u/Echopse
📅︎ Nov 18 2015
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My boss said to me, “you're the worst train driver ever. How many have you derailed this year?"

I said, “I'm not sure; it's hard to keep track.”

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👤︎ u/Natty383
📅︎ Aug 23 2018
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When engineering professors try to tell jokes.

We were doing a lab using diesel engines.

"Once the fuel rack has been opened, the amount of fuel injected should be sufficient to keep the engine running under its own steam. Or even diesel."

He and the other prof then just start giggling.

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