It was a big mist-ache
A full plaguethrough
It will be bursting with flavor!
He is the flattest Earther
In their defense, it is the healthiest way to serve punk.
It really hurt his self-r/steam
You could say the decision was pretty spa-radic
people said i should be offended but i was flattered
It was having selfish steam issues.
It's rated ARRRRR!
a mist understanding.
I think he's just full of hot air.
Assuming they exist, anyway. Otherwise* I'm not sure they're taking full advantage of their job.
*well maybe even so
They were too busy rolling in cache.
That way, when someone asks me to send a picture, I can tell them that I can't because I have low selfie steam.
Dad - "I have plenty of steam son, I can get you that for free."
Their employees union went on CounterStrike.
..but I never could find the 4-0-4.
Me: Oh wow, Amnesia: The Dark Descent is on sale. 80% off bringing it down to $4. Do I really want to buy what's known as one of the scariest games?
Girlfriend: No, I definitely think you should forget about it.
> Well of course it does. You can see through windows.
Me: Sounds boaring.
Me: All right, you're done! Click the "Finish" button.
Dad: I'm not Finnish. I'm American.