It was a big mist-stake.
It was a fawn dew party.
Woke up early this morning and asked my girlfriend how the cold air humidifier turns cold water into mist. She was kind of tired and didn't have an answer so I told her "it's mystifying, isn't it?"
I said, "No I mist it".
A while back my parents had a night out and they'd mentioned they would probably go to a movie, so when they got home I asked them which one they saw:
Mom: That Stephen King one, The Mist, I think.
Me: I wanted to see that sometime, how was it?
Dad: It was entertaining, but to be honest I thought it might have been a little over cast.
-Cue boisterous laughter and counter top slapping-
We where at Safeway in the produce section my wife was looking at something random and i noticed the produce misters came on. I Exclaimed to my son hey look at that. My wife and son both started looking around over by the misters and asked "what?" I said "never mind you mist it" got some looks and eye rolls from the people next to us as well as my wife haha.
because it was Ocean Spray!
Two's company, three's a cloud