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Damn, I mist the morning post
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I once saw a cloud of mist form before my eyes, then take the form of a giant tent peg...

It was a big mist-stake.

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Oh no, I mist. youtu.be/aTfaRC0XfB4
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📅︎ Sep 24 2020
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You will be mist
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📅︎ Sep 15 2019
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Mist!
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📅︎ Jan 25 2020
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No you fucking mist it!
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📅︎ Nov 21 2017
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You rally did mist
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👤︎ u/MrValdez
📅︎ Jan 06 2020
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The Water will be Mist...
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📅︎ Sep 13 2019
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R.I.P. boiled water... you will be mist
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📅︎ Jun 25 2019
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So long boiling water, you will be mist
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👤︎ u/bri-dood
📅︎ Apr 01 2019
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I tried to catch fog the other day...I mist.
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👤︎ u/TMallon15
📅︎ Jan 04 2019
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It will be mist
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👤︎ u/Emoti723
📅︎ Jul 10 2018
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I went for a hike to watch the sunrise and saw a group of young deer frolicking in the morning mist.

It was a fawn dew party.

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How does the cold air humidifier make mist?

Woke up early this morning and asked my girlfriend how the cold air humidifier turns cold water into mist. She was kind of tired and didn't have an answer so I told her "it's mystifying, isn't it?"

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My wife asked me if I saw the mist on the pond behind our house this morning.

I said, "No I mist it".

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👤︎ u/upandattem
📅︎ May 08 2017
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Reminded of when my dad saw The Mist

A while back my parents had a night out and they'd mentioned they would probably go to a movie, so when they got home I asked them which one they saw:

Mom: That Stephen King one, The Mist, I think.

Me: I wanted to see that sometime, how was it?

Dad: It was entertaining, but to be honest I thought it might have been a little over cast.

-Cue boisterous laughter and counter top slapping-

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You "mist" it.

We where at Safeway in the produce section my wife was looking at something random and i noticed the produce misters came on. I Exclaimed to my son hey look at that. My wife and son both started looking around over by the misters and asked "what?" I said "never mind you mist it" got some looks and eye rolls from the people next to us as well as my wife haha.

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I was in swimming and told my kids the fine mist from the water tasted like cranberry juice...

because it was Ocean Spray!

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What did the fog say to the mist?

Two's company, three's a cloud

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👤︎ u/Hawvy
📅︎ Jun 06 2016
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R.I.P boiled water you will be mist.
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👤︎ u/laxbound28
📅︎ Aug 07 2019
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I once tried to catch a fog, I mist.
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📅︎ Mar 26 2019
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I tried to catch fog but I mist.
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