Cloudy puns
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πŸ‘€︎ u/BanAllPineapples
πŸ“…︎ Feb 25 2019
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When I arrived onset on a cloudy, dreary day, too many actors had been hired for the small part...

It was overcast.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ May 22
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It's cloudy all over just now.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/orlanthi
πŸ“…︎ May 02 2020
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I'm trying to think of a weather pun, but my mind's kinda cloudy now
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πŸ‘€︎ u/kr4zyy
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2020
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A cloudy chance for a good pun

Today I jumped at the fog, but I mist

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kiing_Lamar
πŸ“…︎ Apr 15 2020
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On a cloudy night on Christmas Eve

Santa asked Rudolph to let him know if it was going to rain. Rudolph sniffed the air and affirmed that it was going to rain. Surprised, Mrs. Claus asked Santa β€œHow did Rudolph know it is going to rain?” β€œBecause” replied Santa β€œRudolph the red knows rain, dear.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tmarkcha117
πŸ“…︎ Jun 04 2019
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Which celebrity actor likes cloudy days?

Ryan Rainolds.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ItsKilLikeMine
πŸ“…︎ May 20 2019
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Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs 2

If you fellow dadjokers haven't seen this, it's basically a movie full of dadjokes. :)

"We're all here to help you...now it's time to let us." (while he points to a leaf of lettuce)

I suggest watching it immediately. :)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/choralmaster
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2014
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While driving home from school on a partly cloudy day

Me: (looks up) Wow! There's not a single cloud in the sky!

Daughter: (looks up) What are you talking about?

Me: There's not.

Daughter: Dad, there are like... (gets it) Daughter: (scowls)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/resonantSoul
πŸ“…︎ Aug 31 2014
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Classic cloudy day joke… really every time

Sky begins to be cloudy,

I ask: "will it rain?"

he replies: "tell ya tomorrow"

When I/my brother don't ask the question, he even asks himself out loud and responds himself out loud.

I love my dad.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/potr0
πŸ“…︎ Jul 22 2013
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Leek in the boat
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πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2020
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A Dad Joke

What's it called when Italy Attacks Britain?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LeKrispyKreme
πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2020
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What is the weather always like above Google's headquarters?

Cloudy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CognitiveNerd1701
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2020
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My son was crying today because he spilled his scrambled eggs all over his art supplies.

He was having an eggs and stencils crisis.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lorinar
πŸ“…︎ Jun 25 2019
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I can relate to that last panel.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/albenesi
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2013
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Pretty sure this epitomizes what a dad joke is
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bonzai88
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2013
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What do you call an androgynous person who vapes?

Cloudy with a Chance of meatballs

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πŸ‘€︎ u/themasterhooker
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2018
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I tell this joke every Sunday...

Unfortunately today is cloudy so it will have to wait.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BummySugar
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2017
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I thought I saw some fog yesterday...

But I guess my memory’s a little cloudy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nickmidas
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24 2018
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I just won an argument about weather forecasting accuracy.

The fellow's logic was cloudy. He stormed from the room.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2018
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A couple is touring Moscow...

The husband looks at the cloudy sky and says "It looks like rain" His wife says, "No, it's just cloudy." Their tour guide, a Communist officer named Rudolph, overhears them and says "It will definitely rain." Sure enough, a few minutes later, the heavens open and the tour group runs for cover from the downpour. The husband turns to his wife and says "See? Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/glyph-bellchime
πŸ“…︎ Mar 30 2018
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Found this here a while ago:

My grandparent grew up in the Soviet Union. One cloudy day, as they were walking down the street perception started falling.

My grandmother thought it was snow, while my grandfather thought it was rain.

Their passionate arguing was noticed by the local head of the Communist Party of the Soviet Union, a good friend named Rudolph.

After they told him of their dispute, Rudolph stated that it was in fact rain.

With a smile on his face my grandfather turned tp his wife, and said: "You see, Rudolph the Red knows rain dear"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mike_the_hun
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2017
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My dad got me good yesterday.

Dad: (talking about my dog) Her right eye is getting a little cloudy.
Me: Yeah those are cataracts, right?
Dad: No I think they're dogaracts.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/seanbeck
πŸ“…︎ May 24 2015
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Had a string of great dad jokes in the bar the other night.

Quick backstory: there is a bar in my town that all new alumni of the town's university sign upon graduation. My friends and I were in their celebrating a 21st birthday on Saturday and I just graduated. The bar is a restaurant in the daytime and they have great sundaes.

My friend asked the bartender for a sharpie so I could sign the ceiling. The bartender didn't have one and this was our exchange:

Me: "Ah let's come in tomorrow and get sundaes and I'll sign the ceiling."

Friend: "Sounds good to me."

Me: "It could be a sundate."

Friend: "Really...."

Me: "Convenient on Sunday!"

Friend: "Jokes on you it's going to be really cloudy!"

Me: "So then it's just clou-day."

Friend: "Get out." (Turns back to me while cringing)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/4ureli
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2015
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Dadjoked the receptionists at the medical lab today

It's cloudy with no rain today, and when I got to the lab in the basement, here's what happened.

Receptionist: Has the sun come out yet today?

Me: No, not yet. But I did see an old bomber and two fighters for the D-Day anniversary.

Nurse passing by: Where were they?

Me: In the sky, where else?

*cue laughter and one "he sure got you good" from the receptionists*

Mission accomplished.

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 06 2014
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So I was at the driving range with my Dad

It was cloudy, so the golf ball was hard to see when it was hit. I said to my Dad "I can't see the ball because of the cloud cover." The next ball I hit was painfully bad and rolled onto the grass. My Dad says "There it is".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Captain_Caribou
πŸ“…︎ Oct 18 2014
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So I asked my dad if he heard about the celebrity photo leaks

Me: dad, did you hear about the celebrity photo leaks?

Dad: Yes I did. I just don't know how the photos got out...

Me: well, some hackers got into iCloud and everyone is scared that ittl happen to them as well.

Dad: I don't know why they are scared. It's not always cloudy outside.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DanielPerianu
πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2014
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Checking the weather

My wife and I had just left our apartment the other day and were walking down the street towards the ferry stop. It was getting quite cloudy and windy, and wife says:

"Did you check the weather before we left?"

I said "No, I'll check now."

And then I looked directly up at the sky and stood there like that for a second until she got the joke. I had my (smart)phone in my hand at the time, so I'm sure she thought I was about to look it up on that.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xbtdev
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05 2014
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