What does a cloud do when it gets an itch?
It finds the nearest skyscraper.
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One administrator of Cloud City struck a New Deal with the Empire: Franklin DeLando Roosevelt
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︎ Jan 24 2021
You know what a fight between Cloud Strife and Hero is Smash is called...
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︎ Jan 25 2021
What do clouds wear underneath their pants?
Thunderwear... With a silver lining
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︎ Jan 22 2021
What do clouds wear under their shorts?
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︎ Jan 23 2021
What does a heavy rain cloud wear underneath?
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︎ Jan 19 2021
Just had an argument with a cloud.
We came to a thunderstanding.
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︎ Oct 25 2020
What does that cloud look like to you, son?
It looks like rain to me.
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︎ Oct 29 2020
What does a cloud wear under his raincoat ?
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︎ Jul 06 2020
The wife's just told me that she's thinking of going as a cloud this Halloween.
"Surely you can't be cirrus?" I said to her.
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︎ Jun 28 2020
What happened to the cloud when he came home from the party?
His parents gave him an airful.
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︎ Sep 23 2020
Is difficult to distinguish between cirrus, stratus, and cumulus clouds...
...especially since most of the time they are in de-skies.
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︎ Aug 29 2020
What kind of shorts do clouds put on?
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︎ Sep 04 2020
I never get jokes about low flying clouds.
There's always something I've mist.
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︎ Jul 22 2020
Cum..ulus cloud
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︎ Jul 15 2020
Moses had the first tablet that could connect to the cloud.
But that tablet only had 10 commands.
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︎ Jul 14 2020
What did the raindrop say to the cloud that went off course?
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︎ Aug 18 2020
I walked in on my wife yelling that she hated low lying clouds...
I hadnβt the foggiest idea what I mist.
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︎ Jul 06 2019
What do you call a cloud that looks like a mermaid?
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︎ Jul 02 2020
What did the cloud say when it was getting robbed?
βIt sure is muggy outβ
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︎ Jun 14 2020
A disgruntled Google Cloud employee asked me for advice on how he could get back at his boss. I told him...
"Don't forget to tip your server."
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︎ Jun 09 2020
Did you hear the one about the cloud?
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︎ Apr 13 2020
I don't like clouds...
They're always throwing shade.
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︎ Mar 06 2020
Cloud storage
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︎ Sep 01 2019
When Hurricane Dorian hits Florida, I'm going to check out my window for the clouds to get really grey. When they're at peak greyness I'll take a picture. That way Ill always have The Picture of Dorian Grey.
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︎ Aug 30 2019
Hey dad, I just uploaded all your photos to the cloud.
dad runs outside and looks up at the sky WHICH ONE?!
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︎ Feb 18 2020
Ya know, I saw superhero on the street once, he was in line for a hotdog, read this guys mind and saw that his head was in the clouds, and he just pushed in front of him!
If you ask me, that was pretty telepathetic of him.
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︎ Feb 18 2020
Why do clouds look like farts?
Because they're in the ass-mosphere
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︎ Feb 15 2020
Why was the cloud so dark and stormy?
It was feeling mis-thunder-stood
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︎ Jan 21 2020
Since vampires are supposedly hurt by holy water, I always wondered why priests donβt just say a prayer over every storm cloud, kill the vampires from above. Then I realized why there are so many vampires from Europe...
Someone already blessed the rains down in Africa.
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︎ Aug 06 2018
What did the cumulus cloud say to the rain cloud?
βYou get a precipitation trophy!β
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︎ Nov 27 2019
If you store data in the cloud and it rains, is that considered a data leak?
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︎ Sep 04 2017
As seen on a post of a cauliflower that looked like a nuke cloud.
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︎ Nov 27 2018
Does digital ocean evaporate to form the cloud
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︎ Feb 07 2019
The Cumulonimbus cloud was a favorite at the gentlemen's club
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︎ Jul 16 2019
My wife was making fun of me for making puns then walked into a cloud of gnats
Instant Kargnatic retribution!
Funny part about it is this actually happened...
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︎ Jul 05 2019
What did The Cloud say to his long lost friend The Tree?
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︎ Mar 27 2019
In a horrible accident, astronauts were killed when they tried to make first contact with a sentient gas cloud by telling it bad puns.
It was no laughing matter.
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︎ Jan 26 2019
What does a cloud do when it gets an itch?
It finds the nearest skyscraper.
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︎ Sep 22 2020
What do clouds wear under their shorts?
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︎ Jan 23 2020
What does a cloud do when it gets an itch?
It finds the nearest skyscraper.
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︎ May 31 2020
What does a cloud do when it gets an itch?
It finds the nearest skyscraper
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︎ Sep 16 2019
I don't like jokes about clouds
They're always over my head
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︎ Aug 18 2019
What kind of shorts do clouds wear?
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︎ Jul 09 2019
What do clouds wear under their pants?
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︎ Jun 07 2018
What does a cloud wear under its raincoat...
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