What does a cloud do when it gets an itch?

It finds the nearest skyscraper.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/BlankPhotos
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 07 2021
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One administrator of Cloud City struck a New Deal with the Empire: Franklin DeLando Roosevelt
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TheMus3
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 24 2021
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You know what a fight between Cloud Strife and Hero is Smash is called...

A square off!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TheManWithAPlan555
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 25 2021
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What do clouds wear underneath their pants?

Thunderwear... With a silver lining

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/onetwopi
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 22 2021
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What do clouds wear under their shorts?

Thunderpants

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/LordCinko
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 23 2021
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What does a heavy rain cloud wear underneath?

Thunder-wear

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/bunkabaab
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 19 2021
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Just had an argument with a cloud.

We came to a thunderstanding.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TheAmazingSoSo
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 25 2020
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What does that cloud look like to you, son?

It looks like rain to me.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/modell92
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 29 2020
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What does a cloud wear under his raincoat ?

Thunderwear

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 06 2020
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The wife's just told me that she's thinking of going as a cloud this Halloween.

"Surely you can't be cirrus?" I said to her.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 28 2020
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What happened to the cloud when he came home from the party?

His parents gave him an airful.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Asadleafsfan
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 23 2020
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Is difficult to distinguish between cirrus, stratus, and cumulus clouds...

...especially since most of the time they are in de-skies.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/KW-DadJoker
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 29 2020
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What kind of shorts do clouds put on?

Thunderwear

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/infinitywee
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 04 2020
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I never get jokes about low flying clouds.

There's always something I've mist.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/midget_clown
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 22 2020
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Cum..ulus cloud
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TizzioCaio
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 15 2020
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Moses had the first tablet that could connect to the cloud.

But that tablet only had 10 commands.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/MacItaly
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 14 2020
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What did the raindrop say to the cloud that went off course?

β€œWater you doing?”

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/3eemo
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 18 2020
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I walked in on my wife yelling that she hated low lying clouds...

I hadn’t the foggiest idea what I mist.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Ruminino
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 06 2019
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What do you call a cloud that looks like a mermaid?

Aerial

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/professorf
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 02 2020
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What did the cloud say when it was getting robbed?

β€œIt sure is muggy out”

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/someotheroneonline
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 14 2020
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A disgruntled Google Cloud employee asked me for advice on how he could get back at his boss. I told him...

"Don't forget to tip your server."

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/-taco-rice-
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 09 2020
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Did you hear the one about the cloud?

It was all over town..

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/DatBoyCold
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 13 2020
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I don't like clouds...

They're always throwing shade.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/asgeorge
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 06 2020
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Cloud storage
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/KnightB3ar
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 01 2019
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When Hurricane Dorian hits Florida, I'm going to check out my window for the clouds to get really grey. When they're at peak greyness I'll take a picture. That way Ill always have The Picture of Dorian Grey.
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TiredMemeReference
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 30 2019
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Hey dad, I just uploaded all your photos to the cloud.

dad runs outside and looks up at the sky WHICH ONE?!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Anthonybrose
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 18 2020
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Ya know, I saw superhero on the street once, he was in line for a hotdog, read this guys mind and saw that his head was in the clouds, and he just pushed in front of him!

If you ask me, that was pretty telepathetic of him.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/NukulerNicky
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 18 2020
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Why do clouds look like farts?

Because they're in the ass-mosphere

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/FlumeHound9
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 15 2020
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Why was the cloud so dark and stormy?

It was feeling mis-thunder-stood

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Satolah
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 21 2020
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Since vampires are supposedly hurt by holy water, I always wondered why priests don’t just say a prayer over every storm cloud, kill the vampires from above. Then I realized why there are so many vampires from Europe...

Someone already blessed the rains down in Africa.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/JuIius_Seizure95
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 06 2018
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What did the cumulus cloud say to the rain cloud?

”You get a precipitation trophy!”

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/kirkatia98
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 27 2019
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If you store data in the cloud and it rains, is that considered a data leak?
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Rencas79
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 04 2017
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As seen on a post of a cauliflower that looked like a nuke cloud.
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Gehhhh
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 27 2018
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Does digital ocean evaporate to form the cloud
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/apoorvaShrini
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 07 2019
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The Cumulonimbus cloud was a favorite at the gentlemen's club

He always made it rain

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Blue8844
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 16 2019
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My wife was making fun of me for making puns then walked into a cloud of gnats

Instant Kargnatic retribution!

Funny part about it is this actually happened...

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/trickyd9
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 05 2019
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What did The Cloud say to his long lost friend The Tree?

I mist you.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/JaykDoe
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 27 2019
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In a horrible accident, astronauts were killed when they tried to make first contact with a sentient gas cloud by telling it bad puns.

It was no laughing matter.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/D0tBlue
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 26 2019
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What does a cloud do when it gets an itch?

It finds the nearest skyscraper.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/b0rs
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 22 2020
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What do clouds wear under their shorts?

Thunderpants!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/__just_a_boi__
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 23 2020
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What does a cloud do when it gets an itch?

It finds the nearest skyscraper.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/BlankPhotos
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 31 2020
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What does a cloud do when it gets an itch?

It finds the nearest skyscraper

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/sburgel
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 16 2019
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I don't like jokes about clouds

They're always over my head

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/CrepuscularKitten
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 18 2019
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What kind of shorts do clouds wear?

Thunderwear.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/labink
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 09 2019
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What do clouds wear under their pants?

Thunderwear

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ck_special
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 07 2018
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What does a cloud wear under its raincoat...

Thunderwear!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Jonny_Ringo_480
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 19 2019
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