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Lemonade Puns

A list of puns related to "Lemonade"

When life gives you lemons, make lemonade

When lemons give you life, you probably have scurvy. (Courtesy of my own father)

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👤︎ u/mahojo12
📅︎ May 09 2021
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👤︎ u/Theytookthechildren
📅︎ Aug 22 2020
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I once dated a bottle of lemonade

She really Schwepped me off my feet.

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👤︎ u/Book800
📅︎ Sep 27 2020
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It’s hard to make lemonade out of lemons when the world is going bananas.

So I made banana bread instead.

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👤︎ u/malker84
📅︎ May 03 2020
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He ordered 6 vodkas, 6 beers and 6 lemonades. The bartender asked if he would like a tray.

No I have enough to carry as it is...

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👤︎ u/Dartis_X-UI
📅︎ Feb 12 2020
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When I was a kid I had a lemonade stand

because it just made cents

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👤︎ u/Blosima
📅︎ Jan 07 2020
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Lemonade
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👤︎ u/Captainspookle
📅︎ Jun 14 2019
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👤︎ u/expired_lemonade
📅︎ May 18 2019
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Lemonade imgur.com/ypD0hGu
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👤︎ u/Musical-Comic-69
📅︎ Jun 15 2019
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Home made lemonade stand

Working there is a daily grind, but it is a sweet gig.

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👤︎ u/wayofwisdomlbw
📅︎ May 21 2019
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I was at a party when I realized there was a line to get a cup of lemonade and a line to get a cup of cola but there wasn’t a line to get punch.

There was no punch line.

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👤︎ u/Dr1nsanity
📅︎ Aug 23 2018
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Gave a woman a drink of my lemonade in the bar last night and she completely fell in love with me.

I schwepped her right off her feet.

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👤︎ u/WutUtalkingBoutWill
📅︎ Aug 06 2018
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My friend once said that if life gives you lemons. Squeeze those suckers and make some lemonade.

I said. What is life to you? some kind of a lime joke.

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👤︎ u/Baldomccoy
📅︎ Oct 24 2018
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lemonade imgur.com/DfnFXk5
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👤︎ u/nate223
📅︎ Mar 29 2016
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Why did Mike Tyson send back his lemonade?

It tasted like pith.

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👤︎ u/hhowk
📅︎ Mar 17 2017
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Pink Lemonade

We were sitting in a Mexican restaurant and my dad ordered a pink lemonade.

Mom: What makes it pink? Dad: The color.

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👤︎ u/Amessersmith109
📅︎ Jul 10 2017
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Me: Can I get a number one with tots and a lemonade, no lettuce on my burger please?

The guy at Burger Place who took my order: "No problem, LETTUCE take care of that for you!"

My eyes rolled so hard I'm pretty sure he heard them through the microphone.

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👤︎ u/AlexlnWonderland
📅︎ Aug 17 2017
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Sorry dad I got the wrong lemonade

Child: Sorry dad! I got light lemonade instead of the normal kind

Father: picks up lemonade Well of course it's lighter than normal. You got the small size.

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👤︎ u/JetpackCat39
📅︎ Apr 21 2016
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When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade.

When life gives you HIV, you make Live Aid.

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👤︎ u/666bro
📅︎ Dec 30 2019
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When life gives you lemonade

Make lemons Life will all be like whaaaat

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👤︎ u/Ezry101
📅︎ Oct 27 2018
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