These are the soda puns I like.
I dreamt last night I was swimming in an ocean full of orange soda. Then I woke up..
..and realized it was just a Fanta sea.
I got hit in the head with a can of soda.
Luckily, it was a soft drink.
I used to think that an ocean of soda existed...
But, it was just a Fanta sea.
What’s it called when I sneak my favorite soda into a long, boring musical?
I'm making a videogame where the enemies are soda cans!
I haven't started drawing the sprites yet.
How much do Floridians charge the UK for soda?
From my 7 yr just now: Dad, last night I dreamed I was swimming in orange soda.
Turns out it was just a Fanta-sea.
Imagine the waters being filled with orange flavoured soda
I had this dream, where I was floating in this ocean made up of orange soda
Turns out it was just a Fanta sea
Man, I really like soda, but I don't think it likes me too much.
Everytime I drink it, it comes out pissed.
I have a baking soda joke
I bet it’ll get a rise out of you
I was assaulted with a can of soda
I'm lucky it was just a soft drink
Since his political career is almost over the US vice president is starting his own soda company.
It's called Pence-a-cola.
I've always dreamed of an ocean filled entirely with orange soda.
How much soda can a tropical bird drink?
Should milk be considered a soda/pop?
I mean it is a calf-einated beverage.
My friend who worked at an orange soda factory said they had small boats in thier factory
I heard they go sailing on the hi-c's
I pack a soda in my bag everyday but it HAS to be on top.
Wouldn’t want it to get flat.
What is a frogs favourite soda
I would love to swim in an ocean of orange soda.
It would be my Fanta sea.
What does a soda machine and Monica Lewinsky have in common?
They both say "insert bill here."
I soda not see that comming
I would like a set of containers for my kitchen. I would like to store my baking soda, borax, milk of magnesia, drain cleaner, and ammonia. Most importantly, they need to have very secure lids.
I like to keep all my bases covered.
Ever hear the one about the ocean of soda?
Waiter, I’ll have a blind soda
I just learned that they're giving away soda in the Swiss mountains.
Apparently there's a guy up there just shouting, "Freeeee Colaaaaa"
How much soda do you have to drink before it tastes like birds?
What's a frogs favourite soda?
What is this? A soda can for ants?
Which state has the smallest sodas?
Yesterday I dreamt that I was swimming in orange soda.
I got hit by a soda can in the head!
Luckily it was a soft drink.
What do a Unicorn and an ocean filled with orange soda have in common?
They are both a Fanta Sea
Last night I dreamt I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda.
I dreamed about drowning in an ocean of orange soda last night.
It took me a while to work out it was just a Fanta sea.
I had a dream the ocean was filled with orange soda
Last night, I dreamed I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. But it was just a
Today I got hit in the head by a can of soda.
Luckily it was a soft drink.
I got hit in the head with a can of soda yesterday.
Luckily for me, it was a soft drink.
I would love to swim in an ocean of orange soda.
It would be my Fanta sea.
I had a dream I was swimming in a ocean of orange soda...
Turns out it was just a Fanta Sea.
I got hit in the head by a soda can the other day...
Luckily, it was a soft drink!
I had a dream the ocean was filled with orange soda
I had a dream I was drowning in orange soda.
When I woke up I realized it was a Fanta sea.
Did you hear the one about the guy who got hit in the head with a can or soda?
Luckily for him, it was a soft drink.
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