I mean it is a calf-einated beverage.
One is a carbonated beverage. The other is a method of bursting bubbles.
People who make soda jokes must know a lot about pop culture.
I guess drinks are on me.
Fizzyology
Theoretical Fizz-ics
“Pop.” Goes the weasel.
...He burped 7 up
They're sodalicious.
He was lucky it was a soft drink.
Soda pop
Soda Pop
About a dollar a pop, soda speak.
Dad sees someone drinking a can of soda pop. He points to the tab on the top and says, "ever seen one of those used as a duck call?"
Invariably they'll say "no."
He'll pull the top off, slightly bend it several times, each time blowing a practice puff through it, and then put it to his mouth and yell....
...."HERRRRRRRE DUCKY DUCKY DUCKY!!!!!"
My grandma gave him a bag full of Pepsi, Sprite, and Coca-Cola cans to take back to the store. He got really excited and said to me, "Wow, I can get 5 cents a pop for these!" Already anticipating this so I'll include it: Where I live, we call it pop instead of soda.
Question: What was the worst shift you've ever worked?
Answer: @jon_bois Was a gravedigger for a summer - every shift was the worst. Finished a shift once and realized I left my soda cup in a grave.
Response: This is accidental genius. You could have skated by on sympathy for such a long time. "Cut me a break, okay? I BURIED MY POP LAST WEEKEND."
H/T http://www.sbnation.com/2014/10/21/7028991/breaking-madden-roster-cuts-week-8-a-big-gulp-full-o-poop
" "Pop," goes the weasel.
"Pop" Goes the weasel
Thank goodness it was a soft drink
