She really Schwepped me off my feet.
So I made banana bread instead.
No I have enough to carry as it is...
When life gives you HIV, you make Live Aid.
because it just made cents
Must have really Schwepped her off her feet
Working there is a daily grind, but it is a sweet gig.
There was no punch line.
I said. What is life to you? some kind of a lime joke.
I schwepped her right off her feet.
Make lemons Life will all be like whaaaat
It tasted like pith.
We were sitting in a Mexican restaurant and my dad ordered a pink lemonade.
Mom: What makes it pink? Dad: The color.
The guy at Burger Place who took my order: "No problem, LETTUCE take care of that for you!"
My eyes rolled so hard I'm pretty sure he heard them through the microphone.
Me: "Look, these lemons were imported from Israel."
Dad: "Yeah, that's probably why they're so juicy."