Lemonade Drink Puns

I schwepped her right off her feet.

Todd was a typical nerdy high schooler, and like most guys, he had a crush on Mary. One day, he got the courage to ask Mary to prom. To his surprise, she said yes. On the day of the prom, Todd had to excuse himself to get a drink. He went to the water fountain, but there was a long line. He then went to the lemonade table, but there was a long line there also. So he turned toward the fruit punch table...

and there was no punchline

Sitting at dinner with some friends.

Him - I don't think I can drink this second lemonade. Me - I guess you could say your thirst was e'lemonade'd

Cue the groans.