Tequila might not be the answer

But it's worth a shot.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ExtraSure
πŸ“…︎ May 31
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Stained my shirt by spilling tequila on my stomach.

Something is telling me to ab-stain

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πŸ‘€︎ u/stebswahili
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08
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If someone says Tequila is good for you

Take it with a pinch of salt

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mehyter
πŸ“…︎ Aug 24 2020
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Just got back from the supermarket - there was a guy rushing round the shop who had brought 15kg of paella rice, 5 cases of tequila, 8 sombreros and 12 piΓ±atas.

I thought to myself, Hispanic buying.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/heilhanson
πŸ“…︎ Apr 04 2020
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Tequila wont fix your life..

..But its definitely worth a shot.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Onli-Wan-Kenoli
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2020
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Given my experience, I’m not the best at giving advice when it comes to tequila.

So you all have to take it with a grain of salt.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2019
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Today I met Tila Tequila’s latin cousin

Tela Novela

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πŸ‘€︎ u/robbiewesters
πŸ“…︎ Jun 18 2019
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Vodka, Tequila, Whiskey

I'm calling the shots

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thatsquishyboy
πŸ“…︎ May 20 2019
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I had one too many tequila shots last night.

One.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2019
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I went to Mexico and ordered the man tequila

They kept bringing me butter

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dimpleswimple
πŸ“…︎ Mar 16 2017
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My kids were arguing about what to watch on Netflix, so I started yelling, β€œVodka! Tequila! Whiskey!...”

β€œIn this house, I call the shots.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05 2019
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What kind of tequila does someone with a foot fetish drink?

Hornitos.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dj-DaDboD
πŸ“…︎ Mar 21 2019
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What do you get when you mix apple juice and tequila?

A diaharita.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Targetsb
πŸ“…︎ Sep 01 2018
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Following a bad breakup a bartender advised me that happiness lies at the bottom of a tequila bottle

I took it with a grain of salt

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PaxPaw
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2018
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What happens when you spill tequila at the pudding factory?

The proof is in the pudding

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πŸ‘€︎ u/handyandy69
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2016
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When I order tequila at Hogsmeade...

I Expecto Patronum!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/werdnadrew
πŸ“…︎ May 27 2017
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Tequila may not fix your life

But it's worth a shot

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Faiz_Clan
πŸ“…︎ Apr 15 2020
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Tequilas might not fix your life.

But it's worth a shot.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/johnreese421
πŸ“…︎ Jun 02 2020
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Tequila may not fix your life.

But it’s worth a shot.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cjjsteen3
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2019
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Tequila may not fix your life.

But it's worth a shot.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/simplyGagi
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2019
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Tequila probably won’t fix your life,

but it’s worth a shot.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BlackEyedBroad
πŸ“…︎ Aug 14 2018
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