A blonde wig walks into a bar ..

..and sits on a stool waiting for the bartender. He walks over and presents the wig with a tequila sunrise.

The wig said" I haven't ordered yet and how much is that?"

The barman signalled to the man at the end of the bar saying "nothing, toupee"

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Why didn’t the sun go to collage?

Cause it already has a million degrees ha ha ha

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