A list of puns related to "Cocktail"
A woman walks into a cocktail bar and asked for a double entendre - so the barman gave her one.
It really hit close to home.
She didn’t want to hear stories about my rooster.
Pina Collide-a
He pulled a mussel.
Seated at the bar is an elderly lady, mid eighties.
The gentleman walks over, sits along side of her, orders a drink, takes a sip, turns to her and says, "So tell me, do I come here often?"
Subpoeña coladas
They were told there would be finger food.
Currently he’s behind bars.
It creates a bunch of cocks chasing tails!
Comment tailtails and cockcocks are great too! Happy LGBT community month!
You're neat.
Tequila Mockingbird
Buried under all this food, his dying words were, "Oh no, it's Buffet the Vampire Slayer!"
I turned to my GF and asked her if the cocktails were ‘Margaritas’. She, of course, was not impressed.
"What's cardamom?" she asked.
"That's what they did to you at the door," I said.
Beach schnapps.
A Buddy Mary
Dad: and this is my friend Sharon
Karen: my name is Sharon, it's Karen
Dad: last time I checked, Sharon is Karen
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