You raise me uuuuuup!
I hope it won’t be a John Dough forever.
Police think it was race related.
Me: Ok, and for the main course?
Me: I understand. And for the main course?
Police think its race related
Me: Ok. And for the main course?
Me: I see. And for the main course?
Me: Ok, and for the main course?
This won’t work if they say theirs is Titanic
It’s a horrible ice breaker
Authorities say it was race related
Police think it might be race related.
This business is a naan starter
“That’s a naan-starter” I told him.
It was a Naan starter.
It was a total naan starter.
"Well, I bring a lot to the table for starters.
3 men were on a boat, having dinner. In between the starter and main dishes they went smoking on the deck. Once arrived on the deck, the one with the cigarettes figured he had 4 cigarettes but no lighter. He threw one cigarette overboard so that the boat became a cigarette lighter
It turns out pizzas are very good fire starters for arson.
It was a naan-starter.
It's a naan-starter
It’s a total naan starter
Recently, she started closing her curtains...
She doesn't like hummus, which is a naan-starter.
This just happened.
Daughter: I like this new boy DeAntré!
Mom: I can use Deantré in a sentence....
Would you like a drink with De-antré?
Because Disney made Frozen about Elsa and then they thought, "We need mo' Anna."
Edit: Just a Dad on here trying to sharpen his punchlines.
It's a naan starter.
For me it was a Naan starter.
It was a Naan Starter
Well for starters he’s an electro magnate
Well for starters it's a no strings attached arrangement.
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That was a naan starter for me.
So there's this girl in my class who I want to ask out. But I do not know her at all. We are complete strangers to each other. So I thought out oI should start the conversation with a silly pun around her name ?
Her name is Susan. I couldn't come up with a pun after a week of thinking. help me please!
Edit: Any kind of punny-conversation-starter will do as well. Thanks.
For starters, their flag is a big plus.
The server said that was a naan starter.
I told him it was obvious he was only trying to curry favor with me. His efforts were a naan-starter. He may as well turn around and walk out that tandoori came in from.
turns out it was a naan starter.
Pulls a pear out of her bag, it's rounder than a normal pear.
Her: Do you think there's something wrong with this pear?
Me: Well for starters, there's only one! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
My dad just discovered the news piece about the guy who raised $50k for potato salad. Since there is clearly money to be made, he suggests that the family should get in on it.
Mom: "But what could we sell? You have to sell something or be making a movie."
Dad: "I was thinking electrical motorcycle starters"
Dad: "You know, so they don't have to use kick-starters anymore"
It was a naan starter.
For starters my mom is 5'2
"You should run for public office. Even got the slogan ready to go. Vote for (Mom's first name) don't get caught short!"
Cue shit eating grin
'Did you hear about that shooting in Hounslow? Yeah, they closed the shop and everything: some guy had a starter pistol and was threatening to shoot everyone.'
<the sound of my mother and me shocked and putting on BBC News>
'The police said it was race related.'
Having Indian food with good flatbread.
Me: "I'm glad we didn't have the bread for an appetizer tonight."
Family: "What, why?"
Me: "Would have been a total Naan-starter..."
Much eye rolling and begrudging groans followed.
Apparently someone has been shot with a starter pistol at the athletics track
Police think it may be race related
It's a conversation starter for sure, but once someone says "Hey nice moustache!" I always reply with "Thanks! It's grown on me."
'Hey you know the Italian player wasnt a starter right? So the Uruguay player just took a bite of an Italian sub.' ... oh dad
For starters, I'm allergic to orange peels. Peeling an orange, because asking someone to do it for me all the time gets annoying.
Boyfriend: You sure you should be peeling that with your hands?
Me: Did you want me to use my feet?