What did the sourdough sing to the starter?

You raise me uuuuuup!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hamadaeleleimy
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I’m really struggling to choose a name for my wild yeast starter.

I hope it won’t be a John Dough forever.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/brandonscript
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Have you heard of the guy who got shot with a starter pistol?

Police think it was race related.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mick3y6
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The Starter Pack
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πŸ‘€︎ u/1papaya2papaya
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[At the restaurant] Her: This isn’t working out between us. For starters, I’m sick of your awful jokes.

Me: Ok, and for the main course?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2019
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Found a costume for the next dress-up party, I think it will be a great converseATION starter.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/BioMetricMacy
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Her: It’s not working out between us. For starters, I’m sick of your terrible jokes.

Me: I understand. And for the main course?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2019
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Breaking News: A man has been shot with a starter gun

Police think its race related

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Crocharlie
πŸ“…︎ Jul 06 2019
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[At dinner] Her: I don’t think it’s going to work out between us. For starters, I’m sick of your terrible jokes.

Me: Ok. And for the main course?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ May 05 2019
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Her: This isn’t working between us. For starters, I’m sick of your stupid jokes.

Me: I see. And for the main course?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 13 2018
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Depression starter pack
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πŸ‘€︎ u/code_22
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Her: It’s not working out between us. For starters, I’m sick of your stupid jokes.

Me: Ok, and for the main course?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jul 27 2018
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If you don’t know any good conversation starters try asking them about their favorite movie

This won’t work if they say theirs is Titanic

It’s a horrible ice breaker

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πŸ‘€︎ u/walkerspider
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2018
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What's a chess player's favourite starter?

Pawn cocktail.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lenzar86
πŸ“…︎ Aug 27 2018
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A local man was shot with a starter pistol

Authorities say it was race related

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yoquiero
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2016
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Today someone was killed with a starter pistol. [X-post from /r/Jokes]

Police think it might be race related.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ChuckieC
πŸ“…︎ Jul 27 2015
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Selling flatbread ingredients online isn't working for me...

This business is a naan starter

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CryptoReaper5
πŸ“…︎ Aug 05
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The waiter at our local Indian restaurant asked if I wanted bread before the meal.

β€œThat’s a naan-starter” I told him.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bullhead20
πŸ“…︎ Jul 17
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Why did the Indian restaurant take their bread off the appetizer menu?

It was a Naan starter.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JeffreyPetersen
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28
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I suggested to my wife that we make some Indian bread for a group dinner appetizer.

It was a total naan starter.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/penultimate_polka
πŸ“…︎ Apr 17
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"What can you offer this restaraunt as the new food runner?"

"Well, I bring a lot to the table for starters.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iwrestledmeonce
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Build up at least 3/10

3 men were on a boat, having dinner. In between the starter and main dishes they went smoking on the deck. Once arrived on the deck, the one with the cigarettes figured he had 4 cigarettes but no lighter. He threw one cigarette overboard so that the boat became a cigarette lighter

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SpicyForefingers
πŸ“…︎ Feb 09
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I just burned like a thousand calories....

It turns out pizzas are very good fire starters for arson.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrEggsBenedicr
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27
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I couldn't find the right yeast to make Indian flatbread.

It was a naan-starter.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/falsenorth
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2019
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Never get bread for an appetizer when you go out for Indian food

It's a naan-starter

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dmdeemer
πŸ“…︎ Oct 10 2019
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I won’t even consider ordering an appetizer at Indian restaurants

It’s a total naan starter

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πŸ‘€︎ u/garboooge
πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2019
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I need dating advice. I've been seeing this woman for about three weeks.

Recently, she started closing her curtains...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MelkorHimself
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2018
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I can't get my wife to try Mediterranean food.

She doesn't like hummus, which is a naan-starter.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/obrainless
πŸ“…︎ Jul 22 2019
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Daughter's new crush

This just happened.

Daughter: I like this new boy DeAntrΓ©!

Mom: I can use DeantrΓ© in a sentence....

Would you like a drink with De-antrΓ©?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zackprice
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2014
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Why did they make Moana?

Because Disney made Frozen about Elsa and then they thought, "We need mo' Anna."

Edit: Just a Dad on here trying to sharpen his punchlines.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/T-RadDad49
πŸ“…︎ Jun 17 2018
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Why didn't the Indian baker make sourdough bread?

It's a naan starter.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/evil_andy
πŸ“…︎ Jun 05 2019
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Tried Indian food for the first time. They recommended the Chicken Pakora appetizer, but I was having none of it.

For me it was a Naan starter.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ntwiles
πŸ“…︎ Mar 18 2019
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I went to an Indian restaurant and they didn’t have my favorite appetizer

It was a Naan Starter

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Souplorde
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2019
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Why is deadmau5 an attractive guy?

Well for starters he’s an electro magnate

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ingrahamlincoln
πŸ“…︎ Jul 20 2018
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Why can't puppets have FWBs?

Well for starters it's a no strings attached arrangement.

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I just sold my car and this was my add

Hi Folks, If you are a linguist then I am selling your dream car! I’m selling an Accent, a 2004 Hyundai Accent to be precise. Even if you don’t know a bunch of languages, this car is still great for you.

Just like me, it’s been around the birthday block a few times, but there’s still lots of life left in both of us, I guarantee! If you are looking for the perfect body, seek out a surgeon. If you’re looking for a car that will love you just the way you are, this is it. Now I know what you’re thinking, β€œI bet this is a junker”, but you’d be wrong. Next to my wife this is the best body I’ve ever had my hands on.

What’s wrong with it mechanically you ask? Nothing! It drives great, A/C & heat still work like a dream, breaks work, transmission shifts good, and the 1.6L engine runs great. With its age, the engine has had some parts replaced. All the belts have recently been changed, that happens with age as I just went up a few sizes myself. The washer fluid pump has been changed becau

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DjBWren
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2017
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We went to an Indian restaurant and the waiter told us we couldn't get bread with our meal, only as an appetizer.

That was a naan starter for me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dedrityl
πŸ“…︎ Mar 11 2018
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Need help with a pun

So there's this girl in my class who I want to ask out. But I do not know her at all. We are complete strangers to each other. So I thought out oI should start the conversation with a silly pun around her name ?

Her name is Susan. I couldn't come up with a pun after a week of thinking. help me please!

Edit: Any kind of punny-conversation-starter will do as well. Thanks.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GeekyReindeer
πŸ“…︎ Mar 14 2017
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There are so many advantages to living in Switzerland.

For starters, their flag is a big plus.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/henzhou
πŸ“…︎ Jun 07 2017
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I was at an Indian restaurant and I asked about the appetizers.

The server said that was a naan starter.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AJWILLIKERS
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2015
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A coworker offered me Indian food today

I told him it was obvious he was only trying to curry favor with me. His efforts were a naan-starter. He may as well turn around and walk out that tandoori came in from.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/stickmyfiddles
πŸ“…︎ Feb 09 2016
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I tried to make a yeast and flour mixture to get my Indian bread recipe going . . .

turns out it was a naan starter.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KingBooRadley
πŸ“…︎ Jun 20 2016
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Dad joke'd my friend today:

Pulls a pear out of her bag, it's rounder than a normal pear.
Her: Do you think there's something wrong with this pear?
Me: Well for starters, there's only one! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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πŸ‘€︎ u/robot_mars
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2013
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Dad, on Kickstarter

My dad just discovered the news piece about the guy who raised $50k for potato salad. Since there is clearly money to be made, he suggests that the family should get in on it.

Mom: "But what could we sell? You have to sell something or be making a movie."

Dad: "I was thinking electrical motorcycle starters"

Mom: "........what?"

Dad: "You know, so they don't have to use kick-starters anymore"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PrincessOfThorns
πŸ“…︎ Aug 05 2014
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I was going to make Indian sourdough bread but I was missing one ingredient

It was a naan starter.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/werdnadrew
πŸ“…︎ May 11 2017
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He dropped this one after Mom's birthday dinner.

For starters my mom is 5'2

"You should run for public office. Even got the slogan ready to go. Vote for (Mom's first name) don't get caught short!"

Cue shit eating grin

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πŸ‘€︎ u/safetypants
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2014
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My father comes out with crap all the time, but this one is something else.

'Did you hear about that shooting in Hounslow? Yeah, they closed the shop and everything: some guy had a starter pistol and was threatening to shoot everyone.'
<the sound of my mother and me shocked and putting on BBC News>
'The police said it was race related.'

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wcrp73
πŸ“…︎ Sep 18 2015
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Dinner Dadjoke

Having Indian food with good flatbread.

Me: "I'm glad we didn't have the bread for an appetizer tonight."

Family: "What, why?"

Me: "Would have been a total Naan-starter..."

Much eye rolling and begrudging groans followed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mountainwalker
πŸ“…︎ Aug 27 2014
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I was hit with this recently

Apparently someone has been shot with a starter pistol at the athletics track

Police think it may be race related

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πŸ‘€︎ u/350ZisBae
πŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2014
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I've had a nice handlebar moustache for about a year now, and get a lot of compliments.

It's a conversation starter for sure, but once someone says "Hey nice moustache!" I always reply with "Thanks! It's grown on me."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Damnyoureyes
πŸ“…︎ Aug 10 2014
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Me and my dad were talking about the Italian soccer player who got bit.

'Hey you know the Italian player wasnt a starter right? So the Uruguay player just took a bite of an Italian sub.' ... oh dad

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BIGGMAN44
πŸ“…︎ Jun 26 2014
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Dadjoked my boyfriend.

For starters, I'm allergic to orange peels. Peeling an orange, because asking someone to do it for me all the time gets annoying.

Boyfriend: You sure you should be peeling that with your hands?

Me: Did you want me to use my feet?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Echo13
πŸ“…︎ Apr 28 2014
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What did the sourdough sing to the starter?

you raise me up!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hamadaeleleimy
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