Police are investigating a murder in which the victim was shot with a starters pistol.

The police think it's race-related.

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[At dinner] Her: I think we need to break up. For starters, Iโ€™m sick of your awful jokes at the worst times.

Me: Ok, and for the main course?

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/porichoygupto
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[At the restaurant] Her: I want to break up. For starters, Iโ€™m sick of your terrible jokes.

Me: Ok, and for the main course?

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What did the sourdough sing to the starter?

You raise me uuuuuup!

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/hamadaeleleimy
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Iโ€™m really struggling to choose a name for my wild yeast starter.

I hope it wonโ€™t be a John Dough forever.

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Have you heard of the guy who got shot with a starter pistol?

Police think it was race related.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Mick3y6
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Her: Itโ€™s not working out between us. For starters, Iโ€™m sick of your terrible jokes.

Me: I understand. And for the main course?

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/porichoygupto
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Found a costume for the next dress-up party, I think it will be a great converseATION starter.
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/BioMetricMacy
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The Starter Pack
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/1papaya2papaya
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[At the restaurant] Her: This isnโ€™t working out between us. For starters, Iโ€™m sick of your awful jokes.

Me: Ok, and for the main course?

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/porichoygupto
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Depression starter pack
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Breaking News: A man has been shot with a starter gun

Police think its race related

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Crocharlie
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[At dinner] Her: I donโ€™t think itโ€™s going to work out between us. For starters, Iโ€™m sick of your terrible jokes.

Me: Ok. And for the main course?

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Her: This isnโ€™t working between us. For starters, Iโ€™m sick of your stupid jokes.

Me: I see. And for the main course?

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Her: Itโ€™s not working out between us. For starters, Iโ€™m sick of your stupid jokes.

Me: Ok, and for the main course?

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/porichoygupto
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If you donโ€™t know any good conversation starters try asking them about their favorite movie

This wonโ€™t work if they say theirs is Titanic

Itโ€™s a horrible ice breaker

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/walkerspider
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What's a chess player's favourite starter?

Pawn cocktail.

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A local man was shot with a starter pistol

Authorities say it was race related

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/yoquiero
๐Ÿ“…︎ Nov 06 2016
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Today someone was killed with a starter pistol. [X-post from /r/Jokes]

Police think it might be race related.

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What did the sourdough sing to the starter?

you raise me up!!

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/hamadaeleleimy
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