My yogurt starter went bad, so I throw it out.....
I really hated cancelling culture.
Police are investigating a murder in which the victim was shot with a starters pistol.
The police think it's race-related.
[At dinner] Her: I think we need to break up. For starters, I’m sick of your awful jokes at the worst times.
Me: Ok, and for the main course?
What did the sourdough sing to the starter?
You raise me uuuuuup!
I’m really struggling to choose a name for my wild yeast starter.
I hope it won’t be a John Dough forever.
Have you heard of the guy who got shot with a starter pistol?
Police think it was race related.
Found a costume for the next dress-up party, I think it will be a great converseATION starter.
Breaking News: A man has been shot with a starter gun
Police think its race related
If you don’t know any good conversation starters try asking them about their favorite movie
This won’t work if they say theirs is Titanic
It’s a horrible ice breaker
What's a chess player's favourite starter?
Pawn cocktail.
A local man was shot with a starter pistol
Authorities say it was race related
Today someone was killed with a starter pistol. [X-post from /r/Jokes]
Police think it might be race related.
[At the restaurant] Her: I want to break up. For starters, I’m sick of your terrible jokes.
Me: Ok, and for the main course?
What did the sourdough sing to the starter?
you raise me up!!
Her: It’s not working out between us. For starters, I’m sick of your terrible jokes.
Me: I understand. And for the main course?
[At the restaurant] Her: This isn’t working out between us. For starters, I’m sick of your awful jokes.
Me: Ok, and for the main course?
Her: This isn’t working between us. For starters, I’m sick of your stupid jokes.
Me: I see. And for the main course?
[At dinner] Her: I don’t think it’s going to work out between us. For starters, I’m sick of your terrible jokes.
Me: Ok. And for the main course?
Her: It’s not working out between us. For starters, I’m sick of your stupid jokes.
Me: Ok, and for the main course?
