Why do beginner artist always forget to draw the stick figure’s thumb when they draw a fist?

They forgot the punchline

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SleepyCrow07
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2020
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I took a beginner computer programming class in high school...

It was BASIC training.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07 2019
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Did a presentation on beginners carpentry skills today.

Nailed it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mmoffitt15
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08 2016
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Dadjoke at my beginner programming skills

My dad asked me how my very first arduino program was going.

Me: "I made an LED blink!!"

Dad: "Wow, I think I would definitely lose a staring contest with an LED."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mobiwobi
πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2014
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The second meme I've ever made. Not sure if I should stick with it.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Coorotaku
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2020
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What time is it if you're at the dentist?

Tooth-hurty.

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"No, that's..."

My dad used to play a game with me and my brother that was, in effect, an extended dad joke.

The "beginner" version, when I was younger, was when I would be talking about something, my dad would intentionally misinterpret it so that we could correct him. The objective being to keep up the misinterpretation in as long of a chain as possible.

Me: "Dad! Top Gun is on TV!"

Dad: "Doesn't that movie have that whiny folk singer on the radio in it?"

Me: "...No, dad, that's Tom Petty, not Tom Cruise."

Dad: "Oh, I thought he was Rosanne Barr's husband?"

Me: "No, dad, that's Tom Arnold, not Tom Petty."

Dad: "Oh. I thought he was that golfer..."

Later, once I figured it out, we moved to "advanced mode", where we skip the "correction" and just prove that you catch the reference by making another error in response.

Dad: "Oh. I thought he was that golfer..." (Arnold Palmer)

Me: "...wait, I thought that was the victim in Twin Peaks?" (Laura Palmer)

Dad: "...no, you're thinking of the lady who was the actress in Jurassic Park." (Laura Dern)

And so on. Did anyone else's dad's do something like this? Or any current dads? I currently play a version of this with my wife where she'll put on the radio and I'll intentionally misinterpret the artist. (Queen's Bohemian Rhapsody is playing, I comment to the effect of "God, I love Styx. Such a great song.")

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Computing pun for a team name

I'm looking for a name for a programing team. Do you see a good pun, simple enough to be understood by a beginner ? Thank you

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 07 2017
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