What did the guitar teacher say to the frustrated beginner?

Don't fret.

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Beginner mistakes in learning the killing curse
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I took a beginner computer programming class in high school...

It was BASIC training.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/thomasbrakeline
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Did a presentation on beginners carpentry skills today.

Nailed it.

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Dadjoke at my beginner programming skills

My dad asked me how my very first arduino program was going.

Me: "I made an LED blink!!"

Dad: "Wow, I think I would definitely lose a staring contest with an LED."

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The second meme I've ever made. Not sure if I should stick with it.
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Computing pun for a team name

I'm looking for a name for a programing team. Do you see a good pun, simple enough to be understood by a beginner ? Thank you

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"No, that's..."

My dad used to play a game with me and my brother that was, in effect, an extended dad joke.

The "beginner" version, when I was younger, was when I would be talking about something, my dad would intentionally misinterpret it so that we could correct him. The objective being to keep up the misinterpretation in as long of a chain as possible.

Me: "Dad! Top Gun is on TV!"

Dad: "Doesn't that movie have that whiny folk singer on the radio in it?"

Me: "...No, dad, that's Tom Petty, not Tom Cruise."

Dad: "Oh, I thought he was Rosanne Barr's husband?"

Me: "No, dad, that's Tom Arnold, not Tom Petty."

Dad: "Oh. I thought he was that golfer..."

Later, once I figured it out, we moved to "advanced mode", where we skip the "correction" and just prove that you catch the reference by making another error in response.

Dad: "Oh. I thought he was that golfer..." (Arnold Palmer)

Me: "...wait, I thought that was the victim in Twin Peaks?" (Laura Palmer)

Dad: "...no, you're thinking of the lady w

... keep reading on reddit โžก

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