A list of puns related to "Courses"
The man stands up and speaks "Plethora." and steps back down.
"Thank you..." says the Widow, "that really means a lot."
EDIT The responses here are incredible! π
Itβs very souperficial.
Sometimes I need expert advice
And yet they blame me for the car accident
She just buries her head in the sand like an off switch.
I hear itβs subpar..
The golfers didn't want to bear with him about the whereabouts of Tiger Woods and ran towards another bearing.
I can't believe he tried to pull this shit!
Iβm really struggling to get out of it.
Every week, I had an appointment with a doctor where they would ask me about my health. They would ask me the same usual questions. This is how it would go:
Dr: Do you get a dry mouth?
Me: Yes but I drink water to compensate.
Dr: Any issues with hearing?
Me: Sorry?
Dr (louder): any issues with hearing?
Me: Beg your pardon?
Dr starts laughing
...the deep ones are also called the many-anglered ones, after all ;)
This is a Re-Post Malone joke.
Which is why I mixed my drink with a spoon instead.
He reaches into his bag and takes out a bunch of regular dinner table forks and a roll of duct tape.
He tapes several forks together to make a bridge and lays it down, allowing the two of them to get across.
When they get back to Yodaβs hovel, they find that some creature has chewed a hole in the fence around Yodaβs garden.
βSomething I have for this.β Yoda says again. Once again, he takes a bunch of forks out of his bag and, using duct tape, tapes them in to patch the hole.
Yoda and Luke return to Yodaβs home, where Yoda looks through his bag. Heβs used all his forks but one, he discovers.
βThatβs ok Master." Luke says, wanting to be helpful. βIβll write us a note reminding us to buy more.β
So he writes the note and uses the very last fork to pin it to the bulletin board.
He looks down at Yoda expecting pride, but instead finds a look of horror.
βMaster Yoda!β he asks. βWhat did I do wrong?β
Yoda replies sagely, βA Jedi uses the forks for no ledge and the fence. Never for a tack!β
He said it was a major improvement to his C# skills, it also augmented his C+ code.
Certainly a cutting hedge technology.
What are the odds?
We will update you as the situation unfolds.
The dad said βitβs a home-in-oneβ
But I couldn't ignore the red flags any longer.
The groundskeeper!
Theyβre free range archers now.
Because of his Internet Bowser
I guess Iβm just too square to try angle.
... I found the work oft-putting.
We all knew that at some point, weβd have to discuss the LA font in the room.
His coach told him to just get over it.
Helium ~is~ lighter than air
βWater you doing?β
That has always been my Achillesβ elbow.
I studied asbestos I could...
Probably should have insulated my grade a little better...
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